I'm thinking it would shatter due to the sheer force of impact.
2007-03-29 02:58:07 · 24 answers · asked by Wee Bit Naughty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I have never seen superman even go to the toilet now that I think about it. Maybe he doesn't poo?
I think if he does have the runs he would need to nip up to space to avoid ruining any toilet!
2007-03-29 03:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If Superman had a case of mud butt I would think that there is no toilet ever made that could withstand his craptastic powers and would shatter the bowl in a million pieces. To prevent this he needs to keep a kryptonite air freshener in the bathroom to nullify his powers so he can take a proper dump
2007-03-29 10:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Weapon X 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I believe your conclusion about the toilet is correct. The Man of Steel most viable option would be to fly to the moon and let loose in a crater on the moon.
2007-03-29 10:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because while he was piling his dump in the bog, he would put his head between his legs and use his Super cool breath, to make poo, poo particles then burn them with his laser eyes. Anyway, we know he doesn't go to the toilet on Earth, he goes to Uranus! What do you think Shaturn's rings are made of!!!
2007-03-29 12:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kryptonians do not expell waste the way human beings do. But if that were true, Supes would handle the matter (no pun intended) as carefully and tactfully as he does his heat vision, super speed, or ability to freeze objects with his breath.
2007-03-29 11:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by orcafresh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depend if the toilet was made of a chuck norris like material. other wise the toilet would probably just have to hold out as long as possibal and but unfortunantly for the toilet that wouldent be very long! lol
2007-03-29 10:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by Chuck Norris follower! 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Awesomely bad question. It is similar to my long running question as to how Lois Lane survived her first, um...intimate encounter with superman, let alone getting impregnated. Logically, should she have exploded upon, um...impact?
2007-03-29 11:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good question! With his super powers would it not be the stinkiest ever too? Maybe it would be powerful enough to fertilise a whole forest!! I'm gonna ask my son this, he'll be laughing for ages, thank you!!
2007-03-29 10:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by ~Kitana~ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
HOW do superheroes even go to the toilet when they're in tight lycra cat suits?
2007-03-29 17:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure the Fortress of Solitude got its name from just such an occassion.
2007-03-29 17:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix Souvenir 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋