Are conservatives born this dumb, or did they have to work at it?

Question

I know Bush is fond of hard work. But that doesn't mean he wasn't born with a natural ability to be a retard.

Answer 1

Before the high school years George Bush was involved in some serious emo issues that possibly turned him into a emo kid. However he changed his way of life when his fathers friend Micheal Jackson visited him. He flunked 5th grade due to a lack of Vitamin B in his diet.

After graduating with a D from Compton High School (sometimes referred to as pay money and graduate high school) in Andover in June 1964, Bush returned to his crack whore girlfriend and attended DeVry University, receiving a Bachelor of Arts in Cocaine Abuse from Mick Jagger in 1968, with a minor in drunk driving. Bush wanted to attend a Crystal-meth Synthesis Class, but fled it after seeing a number written on the board. So he hired an alpaca to make his crystal-meth for him. As a senior, Bush was a member of the secret Skull and Ho's Society. Bush later went on to receive a Master of Political Obfuscation in 2005.

He then attended Harvard Business School, where he met his best friend for life, Ted Kennedy. Despite Bush's obvious stupidity, he made it through school by the skin of his teeth, largely due to the intervention of his instructor girlfriend, Lt. Kara Thrace (a.k.a., Starbuck). That, and his father bought Harvard a new international airport.

Answer 2

You're suffering from an acute case of liberal dyslexia. You look at conservatives but you see the liberal faults. You should really have that checked out by a doctor. Being dumb is quite painful for you liberals.

Answer 3

So dumb and retarded people graduate from places like Yale (with better grades than John Kerry) and ascend to the most important job of the free world?

Your bush hatred blinds your senses and inflates your pride.

Answer 4

Actually, I was a liberal until I went to grad school to get my MBA.

So I guess you are right. I had to work hard to learn basic economic concepts and to receive an education before I became "this dumb."

Answer 5

This is what passes for political debate in the minds of liberal democrats in America today. I hope the people of the world take note.


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Answer 6

If Bush represents conservatism, conservatives should be insulted and ashamed if they had any brain.

Lou Dobbs type conservatives should be and are thoroughly pissed a savior retard has come to represent them.
Bush does ZILTCH about illegal aliens, in fact, he LIKES them because he is a corporate whore, he doesn't represent American citizens, he represents the bottom line.

Bush is not a traditional conservative,
He's a corporate whore perpetual war creating military building conservative.
(otherwise known as a Fascist)

Answer 7

It's a natural cause and effect I figure.

Answer 8

Did sandy berger take his lie detector test yet?

Answer 9

Aww. Did someone not get their nap today?

Answer 10

pardon me sir, your ignorance is showing