but you were about to be sat on and flattened
if you HAD to choose you killed you
who would you choose
2007-03-29 00:06:51 · 2 answers · asked by mrs b 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
Wow, Kafka as suicide? That's different.
If I had to choose who killed me, I guess it would be my worst enemy (and no, you don't know him).
By choosing my enemy to be my killer, I engage the possibility that I might be able to bite him, or give him an infection, or cause him to be prosecuted for murder.
That would be something useful to do with my death, anyway.
2007-03-29 00:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by Grendle 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Metamorphosis it is ... a great Kafka short story. I think you are asking if we could choose who would kill us, who would squash us like a bug, who would that be? Oh, I can think of a lot of people ... Marilyn Monroe, with those wonderful legs, or Anna Nicole with her heels ... but I guess they would have to be alive today, so I would suggest my girlfriend, but she hates bugs and would run from me (very sad to consider) ... okay, then I would choose my brother. I know he would do it quickly and painlessly. He's not into bugs and squashes them the most quickly.
2007-03-29 10:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by John B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋