2007-03-28 23:13:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I miss my ex wife still, but my aim is improving.
2007-03-28 23:19:00 · answer #1 · answered by steveshurtleff 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Send her FedEx to iraq with no return address. Make sure she is wearing an american flag
2007-03-29 06:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to be strict with her and leave explicit instructions to say put and wait until you return for her.
Maybe if she waits long enough she will forget about you....I certainly would....lol
2007-03-29 09:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chain her to the back of a lorry.
Bye bye wifey.
2007-03-29 09:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah...blame bush and petition nancy pelosi for a taxpayer study on how to improve your ditch skills. you could become an impoverished special interest and gain liberal extremist support. it seems to work for liberals on everything from iraq to the economy..why not this?
2007-03-29 06:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Divorce????? LOL! I tried that with my husband but I forgot he had a road map and bread crumbs! LOL! I thought this was very funny! LOL!
2007-03-29 06:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give me your number and I'll have my husband call her; he'll keep her occupied for days, he loves to talk and talk and talk and.....
Want to go on a vacation to Vegas with me?
2007-03-29 08:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
The old wife and mother-in-law jokes never seem to completely die, do they?
2007-03-29 06:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop leaving the bread crumbs!
2007-03-29 06:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by floatnfun 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOl, same old gyo !
Move on the next outing dear
sh^rk
2007-03-29 06:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by Celestial Sh^rk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋