Dont forget my star :D
2007-03-28 22:12:15 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
AHHAHAHAHAH Webby, AHAAHAHAAH
2007-03-29 00:27:37 · update #1
LOOOL @ georgie
I have some gems, but this one my family will never let me forget.
One summer my husband ( who was still my fiance at the time) took to fishing and we used to go fishing every day with one of his friends from work.
of course we would all be wearing shorts and swimsuits.
a few months later, we are invited to an official business dinner and the same friend comes to me and wonders if I remember him: " I'm so sorry" I said outloud for everyone to hear " I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!"
2007-03-29 00:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by webby 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
"properly, have you ever considered adoption?" i won't be in a position to have little ones, and no volume of potions or pills or positions is going to alter that... people who question me this make me prefer to declare... a) "No sh--, Sherlock! i presumed approximately that abotu 2 minutes after the rfile reported i could by no capacity get pregnant!" or b) "Now it somewhat is a singular theory- I by no capacity woulda arise with that on my own." the different stupidest element is whilst human beings say that adoption is "the easy way" to have youngsters... They of course have not got a clue!
2016-12-08 13:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by kreitman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just yesterday my boyfriend and I were driving in downtown Atlanta on our way home~ just like we do EVERYDAY! I look up at the Westin Hotel, which is home to the "Sundial" a rotating restaurant. I kept staring and he asked what I was doing. I told him I was waiting to see the building move. I didn't realize that the floors move like a carousel!
We got a good laugh out of that one!
2007-03-29 06:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by bkirby_78 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was a university student & I was standing among a group of students probably like 5.
One girl said that she thinks she had a virus. A guy made a very stupid joke saying "oh! Where's the anti-virus CD? Someone bring the anti-virus CD". I immediately and unconsciously replied "Ok, I got the CD, where shall I insert it?"
Then my friend pinched me right away & I realised how bad it was. In fact I expected that the girl rains me with insults right & left. Thank God she didn't LOL.
Sometimes I joke around totally randomly its like a reflex. Most of the times it's not blunt, but sometimes it just is. I can't help myself.
2007-03-28 22:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by Smutty 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
I was at a party and I saw a girl was carrying one of the dogs(I only saw her from behind) and she was walking toward the guy working the grill and jokingly i said... ahhh don't grill the dog!!! and when she turned around I saw that she was Asian and I turned as are red as fruit punch. I was mortified.
2007-03-29 06:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by SC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know if stupidest......but very funny ..
Once...at my parents in law's house, were all their sons (all married) with all the wives and kids.
so in a moment of the talk..and dont ask me why, the talk evolved to who were more important for wives.if kids or husbands.
lol....my mother in law said very fast......husband of course..!!!
Then...as I cant keep my mouth closed..I replied to her at once...Come on..kids are our own flesh..and husbands are accidents in our lives...hahahahah she looked at me as if i was crazy..telling that about her son...and the most funny was that my husband couldnt stop laughing also......and she didnt understand how he could laugh about something like that..lol
By the way...nothing happened with my mother in law after that.. may be I'm out of her last will now...but still dont know...lol
2007-03-29 03:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL @ Webby and Georgie
I always put my foot in my mouth...too many stupid things I say everytime I open my mouth
2007-03-29 01:28:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK so I was dating this guy I REALLY, REALLY liked, and I was trying to tell him I was going to be moving soon (like 20 minutes away) and he yelled, "No, why?!" and not thinking before I spoke I told him, "There's nothing for me to stay here for". I know,I know the Grammy goes to me.
2007-03-29 09:32:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I'll log into Yahoo Answers.
2007-03-29 04:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in Piazza Navona in Rome with a friend of mine when an Italian supermodel-type propositioned me. I turned her down! Doh!!!
2007-03-29 03:21:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋