That poor stud. They usually have more stamina than that!
How about this actual newspaper headline:
"Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers"
Sheesh...seems a little extreme, doesn't it? You can murder someone and get only a few years in prison but if you jaywalk, they'll run you down?
2007-03-29 03:10:00
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answered by Cyndie 6
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Stud Tires Out
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answered by Anonymous
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"Take one of those unintentionally ambiguous newspaper headlines, like 'Stud Tires Out,' which was in a New Hampshire newspaper when they banned stud tires. But most people give it a different interpretation, the fact that there can be two ideas underlying the words shows that words and thoughts can't be the same thing."
Stephen Pinker
Language and Consciousness
I like "Prostitutes Apeal to Pope", too. (Hmm. Which sex??)
2007-03-28 21:16:20
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answered by PartyTime 5
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This article referred to Burt Reynold's participation and eventual elimination from a charity 'Hands on the Trans Am' competition.
He lost to Andy Dick, who has the ability to sleep standing up and who also generated a bit of controversy when he 'accidentally' soiled himself, causing Phillip Michael Thomas to pass out.
2007-03-29 09:29:30
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answered by ? 4
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He might have been where "School District Cuts Drop Outs in Half"
2007-03-28 21:10:58
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answered by alwaysmoose 7
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It was me, and I had the disadvantage of already being fatigued from putting new Goodyear snow treads on my car.
2007-03-29 12:46:55
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answered by x 7
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Me, and I just got out of work. Dang, it's in the papers already?
2007-03-28 21:10:32
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answered by Tut Uncommon 7
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It's me and I am tired and I am going to crash.
2007-03-28 21:11:06
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answered by surffsav 5
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because he chose to date a big woman, and she rode him till the cows came home. remember, big girls ride harder!!
2007-03-28 21:09:44
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answered by Anonymous
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that is sad when your e.d. gets publicized...
2007-03-28 21:11:04
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answered by Anonymous
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