2007-03-28 18:06:07 · 16 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because the name Franklin Franklinson conjures up images of a 45 year old man who still lives with his mommy and wears irregular underwear purchased at the Salvation Army.
Hence, if you are wearing second hand underwear, your drawers are probably a little bit fragrant in a not so fresh kind of way.
2007-03-29 11:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably they don't know you're name.
Try using a sticker on your chest that says: "Hi, my name is Franklin Franklinson".
:)
2007-03-29 01:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The columnist would like you to accept his apology for the typo made in the newspaper article. What he meant was “smartypants.”
2007-03-29 02:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by they're savages 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess it would be because your pants actually smell. Maybe you should try to put them in the washing machine and see if that helps.
2007-03-29 01:10:12 · answer #4 · answered by sassy_b_6603 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's that raw chicken I asked you to hold for me, which you obviously forgot to put into the freezer once you got home......which would've been, WHAT? Last week?
(You can keep it now, BTW)
2007-03-29 01:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the name "Mr. Poopy Pants " is already taken.
2007-03-29 01:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's shorter and has a little more character. Or else you need to change your clothes.
2007-03-29 01:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by lucy02 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because SQUAREpants is trademarked
2007-03-29 01:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, I just do not know how to tell you, so I will not say.
2007-03-29 07:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the?
2007-03-29 01:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋