why wont Oprah select my collection of articles i wrote for cat fancy magazine as her book club selection?

Answer 1

Because you forgot to tell her that all your articles are "cat recipes".

Answer 2

Didn't someone use your articles to write the hit song, " Hooked on a Feline?" It sounds like discrimination to me. Maybe she has something against shiny toasters. Is the editor of Cat Fancy Magazine still Ms. Kitty Litter? Some of her articles stink. I wrote a brilliant article for the magazine about Persian cats and how their fur could be used to make carpets. She turned me down. She had a real hissy fit. My article about the love life of the Norwegian Forest Cat was rejected as well. So, I can sympathize with you.

Answer 3

Sorry, but Oprah is not that fancy, she'd probably pick one of those working class cat magazines, Like CommyCat.

Answer 4

She has never forgiven you for the way you used Stedman's odor eaters to build a nest for pregnant carpenter ants.

I don't think your core audience of she-males who abuse B.C. Headache Powder intersects Oprah's demographics anyway. Try waiting until Jim J. Bullock's talk-show debuts in the summer to promote your work.

Answer 5

Besides that fact, your material has to get past her team of highly-scrutinizing editors and the hierarchy of her organization. If you could perhaps make the book, and find a way to make friends with someone affiliated with her, you might have a better chance.

Answer 6

That’s not Opera’s magazine! God knows to whom did you sent your collection? I know ‘cause Opera has 5 dogs, no cats!!

Answer 7

Maybe she doesn't find cats fancy.

Answer 8

maybe if you compile them into a book she will consider it.

Answer 9

she must not have the good taste everyone thinks she has

Answer 10

she is a dog person. i'm sure you're very talented. dont worry.