Am I okay?

Question

I was sitting in a chair typing on the pc to someone. Out of nowhere an overwhelming impulse to drive a car appears. I jump up, shut laptop, grab my almost empty soda and proceed to the door. I start putting my shoes on when I notice I'm wearing pajama pants - can't go out like that! I race to my room, my heart is pounding, my body feels like it's flying. I remember it's cold and throw a sweatshirt on. I get in the car and turn it on. I wait for it to roll backwards down the small grade of cement but it's taking forever! Doh - emergency break on. Phew - problem solved. I start driving - make the first turn - under 10 miles an hour, but I can't focus right anymore. I feel like I almost lose control of the car and realize the road isn't working right. I drive about another mile, still flying. And then it happens. My eyes briefly lose all focus and it goes dark. I open my eyes again and keep driving. And suddenly, a shadow of light hits my eye. It's moving side to side in

About a 3 inch range. I see it to the right twice and then to the left. Wow - huge surge of adrenaline again overcomes me, and I am laughing like crazy. I realize I should not be driving and wonder how this is all happening. I call my sister for entertainment purposes and tell her what’s up. I was so excited! Now, I’m on the other side of town and get off the freeway - too fast! I’m trying to talk and drive and see straight and realize I’m only going 28, not 35. I laugh about this, then tell sis I have to go. Holy crap - the crazy light source or whatever has grown - not 3 inches - we’re talking whizzing back and forth across a 3 foot, at least, radius. To add to this, there are 3 or 4 ‘floating particles’ that are just at the edge of the eye, almost sitting on my eye lash just waiting for me to say hello. Crazy! Okay - have to get home - no more driving.

Then the funniest fuckinng thing - the neighbors - 3-5 beautiful single guys - well I notice a few of their cars in their driveway, so I’m thinking about them. And as I pull up to my driveway, I see them!! 4 of them!!!! They are hunched over a bit, almost like they are ah come on creepin up - I surmise they must be going to get the mail. What the fu$k? It’s after 10 at night and 4 of them!? Hm. So I get closer and OMG, it is so damn funny. The big giant tree at the end of yard is the first guy. Two mini statues are 2 of the guys, and the post holding the house up is a 4th one. Now, how the hell….

I did not waste 6 minutes of your answer time - YOU DID .

I had more to say, but yes, it seemed quite long.

I'm not skinny.

That's the most amazing thing - no drugs. Last substance I admistered was 40 mg of prescribed amphetamine over16 hours ago. Since then I consumed some fish, some fries, and a diet soda.

And that is so a question - duh, read the question. You're bitching about the details!

Nothing wrong with being damaged goods - think of the small hole from which I entered the world.

yay - some liked this crazy thing. I'm half scared - I mean, it's fun, but what the hell. Do I have some liquid pushing on my brain causing misfirings or what? Safe to sleep - off to a coma?....who knows....

Answer 1

lol....a little abnormal....are you sure you were even awake?*

Answer 2

You're driving, using a cell phone, seeing spots and other images, laughing hysterically and you ask if you're okay? Are you on drugs? You broke several laws, put people's lives at risk and seem to think it's funny... and are a top contributer to 'Answers' ? How strange. Did you ask this question because you thought you were being amusing? If you didn't dream this up you ought to have someone drive you to your doc's for a checkup. You ought to be concerned.

Answer 3

I love the story, you get 10 points. But you must stay of that gear...... it's not doing much good to your head.

Answer 4

it sounds like all that acid you did in high school is catchin up with you just out of curiosty how was the road not workin right?

Answer 5

I really don't know. I think I have forgotten the question. Was there a question? Way to much information.......about nothing as far as I could tell.

Answer 6

Baby, someone has slipped something in your drink. Call the doctor.

Answer 7

Um, I couldn't be bothered to read through all that, but I skimmed through it, and I'm going to have to go with "no"

Answer 8

sounds like you better go see your doctor right away, you might need some real help, more than what I can give you.

Answer 9

I think they may call that bipolar. Check with your doctor

Answer 10

I dont think so. Check to a doctor at once.

Answer 11

well thats the kind of question I'd ask my pshycotherapist but my own opinion is that no your not ok