What have you done that was one of your most embarrassing moments?

Question

I have too many to count. I may have to ask this again to get all the best ones in. My dad's job moved us to a new city. We went to a nice church, and I was glad of that because there were a lot of cute kids my age. 8th grade. But I was shy, and I tried to be cool and think of something to say. We were sitting on one row and some older kids came in and sat down behind us. I said, Look at that girl. She is SO stuck up and thinks she is so beautiful. My friend said.......that's my sister. Arrggghhhh. Oh, shoot, my brain went dead. Now I've forgotten the other one I wanted to tell. Oh, well.

No, no.Raven I was in the 8th grade when it happened. I taught for 25 years so I could be a lady of leisure and do this sort of thing because I can! But you did give me a laugh. Everyone has written funny stuff. I don't know about the rest of you, but mine didn't seem very funny until I was in my 20's.

No, no.Raven I was in the 8th grade when it happened. I taught for 25 years so I could be a lady of leisure and do this sort of thing because I can! But you did give me a laugh. Everyone has written funny stuff. I don't know about the rest of you, but mine didn't seem very funny until I was in my 20's.

Is there any way to delete that one paragraph being doubled. How embarrassing. Iguess it fits the question. Jay, I prefer saying I'm slender to skinny. I work out with a trainer 3 times a week. And swim every day. Jeans are 4. (Scratching my head...couldn't think why you would ask me that question. But I answered like a fo0l.

Answer 1

1. I am an RN and was providing a formal education lecture to the medical profession and other RN's (around 70 in attendance).
This sounds so cliched but is true:
I was talking about wound management, bacteria and bugs etc and instead of using the word organism it came out ORGASM!
One of those times where you can hear yourself about to say it but it is too late to stop yourself.
Horribly embarrassed at being so unprofessional but the audience thought it was hilarious.

2. At a wedding with my ex husband we were sitting at a table and he was stating what a bas***d the grooms father was, how he abandoned his children and how it sent the grooms sister off the rails with a mental health problem.
THE SISTER WAS SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY HUSBAND. HER EYES FILLED WITH TEARS AND SHE LEFT> it was awful!!!

Answer 2

I was at my friends house and we were going into the basement and she jumped down the stairs so I decided to jump also but I guess I jumped a little to soon and I hit my head on the stair header and I fell backwards and slid the rest of the way down. I hit my head so hard that I dented the metal header and my forehead was swollen so large and my nose was swollen as well. The funny thing is I didnt want to cry because the guy that I had a crush on was there so I couldnt cry.

Another one was some of my friends asked me where the blinker fluid was in my car and i looked for it!

Answer 3

My parents had a bunch of friends over from the new church we were going to and their were teenagers and adults a lot of people, so everyone was eating but my sister came up with the great plan to show everyone how she could pop my back so I lay in the floor and she pushes on my back just barely and I fart real big in front of everyone lol I tried blaming my dad but noone believed me cause it was so ovious.

Answer 4

Got drunk at a party, stayed at friends house, got my pants and underwear down to my knees and passed out...half on the bed and half off on top of the covers and then a nine yr old came in the room in the morning to wake me up. Can u say oops. That was a long time ago...don't drink too much anymore. I don't know how red my face was. God's way of saying u fool. I don' t know if I can sign my name to this one. lol

Answer 5

Probs (when I was a complete n00b) teeing up at a golf tounament with 6 or so ppl watching, I yell fore (before hiting the ball) and driving in the wrong dirrection onto the wrong course. They all rotfloled and I nearly s*** myself when I found out what I had done.

Answer 6

I was in a coffee shop once, in line to get a coffee, when I sneaked out the tiniest, quiet little fart. Oh my god, it stunk like a corpse for five hundred feet around. People were actually gagging. I just kept a straight face and turned to the stuffed suit beside me and said, "Whoa, dude! What the hell did you EAT?"

Answer 7

I was taking a test in a 7th grade class and sneezed. Unfortunately, I broke wind while sneezing. The whole class heard it and started laughing. I could have died from the embarrassment.

Answer 8

CRIKY kid! You are only in 8th grade and your brain already took a left turn without signalling??? YIKES! No matter what answer we give, you might forget, so, what's the point?

he he! Sowy Jenny! I can dish it out but can't take it, apparently! LMAO! I din't understand the question.

Answer 9

i tried to close my cousins locker on him because he always closed mine. so after the bell rang, i ran to his locker, unfortunatly my shoes were untied so i fell flat on my face and i slid alll the way to his locker and i just layed there on the floor next to my cousins shoes. all his friends were there and just staring. it reallly sucked. -___- another one is,i was at baja fresh and i saw all these hot high school boys so i tried to act cool. i also saw my cousin there ( the same cousin in my other story) so i was trying to say hi and i started to run up to him but i didnt see where i was going, and i just slammed into this sign, so both me and the sign fell down, and literally EVERYONE was laughing.

Answer 10

I split my pants clean in two at a pizza parlor while eating with a bunch of friends.