2007-03-28 17:10:40 · 13 answers · asked by clit commander 1 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Draw caricatures in the sand around you, using your head as an amusing prop...
Other than that, what else do you really do to someone stuck neck-deep in sand that would be fun?
2007-03-28 17:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am going to assume for just a minute that I buried you in the sand......This means you have done something to me that has made me very angry. The frist thing I do isquirt easy chease all over your head then tie a bag of rats to it. Assuming nobody is going to hear you scream I leave that on for about an hour. The I open the top of the bag and drop in a snake to eat a rat. .after the rats have gnawed on your head for a while and I am sure the snake is full....I would then dump salt on top of your head...It should feel really good in all those rat bites and scratches on your face. Then i would take a dozen or so crabs and put them on your head and cover it with a bucket so that they could not get out.....Every few minuts I would hit the bucket with a hammer. By then the tide should be coming in.... so I would superglue a funnel into your mouth and fill your nose with marbles. and super glue your eylids open so that as the tide came in you would have no choice but to watch in horror and you slowly drowned!! Or something like that I would really have to give it some thought
2007-03-29 00:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by calired67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets see.
1. Have the dogs come by and lift their leg on your head.
2. put one fire ant on your head and let it roam around.
3. put a pile of pepper right in front of your nose.
4. shave all your hair off.
5. Using sun blocker write, I'm all phuq't up, on your balled head.
6. if you're at the beach I would wait till the tide came in to place bets on weather it would reach over your nose.
7. This was your idea so we don't know if you wanted any help getting out. You did not say. and, you should have thought as to how you were going to drink water and eat your food.
8. Last but not least, it seems your out of luck.
9. Now if I'm in my truck, you did mention your neck, So, I could hook rope around your neck and the ball at the back of the truck, and yank you right out of that hole your in, so you can be on your way, having yet another, very nice day.
2007-04-01 13:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by smially 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would shovel the wet sand away from you..Would you thank me for being creative to call a big lifter with a claw like these they use in constructions to lift you by grabbing your neck, and hear craaaack so loud from your neck ?? Ouch!!!!!Dead End............ I am smiling..
2007-03-29 00:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were near the ocean I would do what they did on baywatch. I would try to dig you out but when the waves came i would have a trash can to put over your head so you could breathe and the hole i was digging would get filled in
Hasselhoff style.
2007-03-29 00:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by SC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i be tempted to kick your head in but i wont, i would think this is rare take a picture and then feed you to the point where you wanna discharge your waste, if sand has life it will open up for you to avoid the stink! lol
2007-03-29 00:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by Ash4ElishaCuthbert 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cover your head with sand..
2007-03-29 01:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask you if you needed help...and wait for your response.
No? I would walk on by
Yes? I would help you out
Thirsty? I would get you a drink - either way.
2007-03-29 00:14:51 · answer #8 · answered by P. K. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw more sand on you? lol
just kidding.
2007-03-29 00:19:10 · answer #9 · answered by queen. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id call the cops.
2007-03-29 00:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Bonzai Betty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋