"those are nice legs, what time do they open?"
2007-03-28 16:52:48
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answer #1
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answered by ? 5
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I had something odd happen many years ago. Some nut was trying to pick me up, at least that's what I think it's called. I told him I wasn't interested. I was married and he didn't care. I told him to get lost and he called me a prude. I
thanked him and made a hasty escape. I don't even know who it was, that was
the eerie part of it. If he had pursued, I would have had to smack him one and
scream my head off. : }
2007-04-05 18:11:22
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answer #2
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answered by Garnet 6
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god must be a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes.
My legs must be tired because I've been running through his head all night.
A guy told me once that I should take my kids and go live with him because he gets food stamps and SSI and could take care of us all.
2007-04-05 20:10:43
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answer #3
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answered by christina30 6
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh..?
Just enough to break the ice...Hi !
2007-04-05 22:31:30
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answer #4
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answered by Craig 2
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"Excuse me miss do you have a quarter!? Cause baby you're just what the Dr. ordered." Or "Excuse me miss did you see my cute little dog named Rookie!? Cause baby I think you are one hot cookie!" =<)
2007-04-05 19:30:45
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answer #5
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answered by Sir Grandmaster Adler von Chase 7
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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
2007-03-28 23:53:41
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answer #6
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answered by Charmaine Lake 2
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well someone told me their friend used this one:
"hey, i wanna put my key into your ignition"
a guy was saying it to a girl obviously
2007-04-05 18:41:09
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answer #7
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answered by blackberryaddict 3
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i was at my job......
customer: do you have a charger for a (name of phone)?
me: no sorry we're all out
customer: that sucks...well how bout i be your charger and
charge up ur life?!
IT WAS SO LAME!! I ALMOST PUCKED!! lol
2007-04-05 14:28:16
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answer #8
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answered by ~* 3 Months Prego*~ 3
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umm lemme think ok i go tone but it wierd
guy;excuse me miss
gurl'yes
guy' you dropped sumthin
gurl'wat
guy;my jaw
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ius it hot in here or is it just you soo old
2007-04-05 23:31:19
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey ummm i likem ur friend could u hook me up wit her
2007-04-05 20:35:17
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answer #10
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answered by disney stars 2
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"I see you clothes beside my bed in the morning" I have heard some others but that one stuck in my head.
2007-03-29 00:01:56
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answer #11
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answered by ~{Å?Å¦ÇºÑ 2
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