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2007-03-28 16:49:35 · 26 answers · asked by 11:11 pm<3 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

"those are nice legs, what time do they open?"

2007-03-28 16:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

I had something odd happen many years ago. Some nut was trying to pick me up, at least that's what I think it's called. I told him I wasn't interested. I was married and he didn't care. I told him to get lost and he called me a prude. I
thanked him and made a hasty escape. I don't even know who it was, that was
the eerie part of it. If he had pursued, I would have had to smack him one and
scream my head off. : }

2007-04-05 18:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by Garnet 6 · 0 0

god must be a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes.
My legs must be tired because I've been running through his head all night.
A guy told me once that I should take my kids and go live with him because he gets food stamps and SSI and could take care of us all.

2007-04-05 20:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by christina30 6 · 0 0

How much does a Polar Bear weigh..?
Just enough to break the ice...Hi !

2007-04-05 22:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by Craig 2 · 0 0

"Excuse me miss do you have a quarter!? Cause baby you're just what the Dr. ordered." Or "Excuse me miss did you see my cute little dog named Rookie!? Cause baby I think you are one hot cookie!" =<)

2007-04-05 19:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Grandmaster Adler von Chase 7 · 0 0

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

2007-03-28 23:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by Charmaine Lake 2 · 0 0

well someone told me their friend used this one:
"hey, i wanna put my key into your ignition"
a guy was saying it to a girl obviously

2007-04-05 18:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by blackberryaddict 3 · 0 0

i was at my job......

customer: do you have a charger for a (name of phone)?

me: no sorry we're all out

customer: that sucks...well how bout i be your charger and
charge up ur life?!

IT WAS SO LAME!! I ALMOST PUCKED!! lol

2007-04-05 14:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by ~* 3 Months Prego*~ 3 · 1 0

umm lemme think ok i go tone but it wierd
guy;excuse me miss
gurl'yes
guy' you dropped sumthin
gurl'wat
guy;my jaw
and
ius it hot in here or is it just you soo old

2007-04-05 23:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey ummm i likem ur friend could u hook me up wit her

2007-04-05 20:35:17 · answer #10 · answered by disney stars 2 · 0 0

"I see you clothes beside my bed in the morning" I have heard some others but that one stuck in my head.

2007-03-29 00:01:56 · answer #11 · answered by ~{Å?Å¦ÇºÑ 2 · 0 0

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