In any order:
1) Britney Spears
2) creamed corn
3) The Shriners
4) finger-lickin' good
5) Vietnam
6) latex
7) Popemobile
....and no rush! I'll read'em all in a few days....
2007-03-28 16:49:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Once upon a time, a sleepy little town gathered on a lazy weekend to celebrate their sesquicentennial...
The festivities began with the Shriners being chosen to lead the parade by riding in the Pope-mobile.
On the afternoon of the second day of the celebration, the townsfolk crowned Britney Spears "Miss Creamed Corn". Now the Shriners (most of whom had served in Vietnam) were so over joyed by the results of the crowning ceremony; that they donned their latex in preparation of some Finger-Lickin' Good fun with the new "Miss Creamed Corn."
When Sleepyville has their next 150-year celebration, who knows what will be uncovered from the time capsule they buried along with Miss Creamed Corn on that summer day?
By the way, they all lived happily ever after.
~the end~
2007-03-28 16:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by jane doe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears ate creamed corn with The Shriner's & it was finger lickin' good.
Next, she took a guy from Vietnam, got some liquid latex & went for a ride in the Popemobile.
2007-03-28 16:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nick Shane, Stanfield Alabama's head honcho for The Shriner's and one of the most respected men in town was disappointed today as he search through his sons bedroom and found a picture of Britney Spears. Written on the front in big red letter's were the words "Mmm Mmm Finger Lickin' Good".
Nick's heart sank into his chest. With the paint and body shop finally getting off the ground. The new contract with the Vatican to put a clear latex over all of the popemobile's. When was he suppose to have a sex talk with his 13 year old son?
As Nick walked out of the bedroom and down the hall into the kitchen his wife walked in with a bag of groceries and the mail. Tripping over the dog at her feet a can of cream corn tumbled out of the bag onto the floor. He laughed at her under his breath and she smiled back handing him the mail. Flipping through the letters the answer to Nick's "when to have the sex talk" question was reveled. He had been invited to Vietnam for a reunion for military troops. He would take James with him. One less thing to worry about.
2007-03-29 14:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day, while Britney Spears was driving around in the Popemobile, she accidentally squirted creamed corn all over the latex seats. She wasn't wearing any underpants as usual. She yelled, "Gosh darn that was finger-lickin good!". Then she ran into The Shriners, who were on their way back from tour in Vietnam.
2007-03-29 13:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um...Ok. I'm going to tell you myself because if I don't one of the neighbours will and you're probably wondering what The Shriners are doing in the living room giving Britney Spears a group massage using that special cream you got from Vietnam...
This morning I went out for a post breakfast walk and happened to come across an interdenominational festival. I found a bar behind the latex booth and started doing shots with The Shriners, that's when we noticed the Popemobile. They bet me a vat of creamed corn (evidently left overs from the nursing home... but I can't turn down a bet) that I couldn't steal it. In return I had to kidnap them a bald headed starlet if I lost....
The pope sprung me and gave chase (he's quite fit for a priest, but his dodgy knee won out in the end...). Anyway, I eventually escaped him and was on my way to Sinead O'Connor's place when I realised she'd grown her hair back. The only other option was Britney. And that's how this came to be!
Oh, by the way - I found your home made truffles in the fridge and they were finger lickin' good...
Cup of tea?
2007-03-28 22:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was drunk the day Britney Spears got out of Vietnam,
And the Shriners took me to pick her up in the rain.
But after we got through eating a finger-lickin' good mess of creamed corn in the pickup truck,
She got runned over by the damn ol' Popemobile!
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me;
I never minded wearing latex in the rain.
You don't have to call me Britney, darlin'
But you never even called me by my name!
(Apologies to Steve Goodman & David Allan Coe ... I have no idea why I did this! Must be losing my mind.)
2007-03-28 17:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One day, I was sitting on the throne reading a magazine article about Britney Spears and on the next page it was actuallly saying that creamed corn was good for you.
The next day, I went to Walmart, after visiting KFC for some finger-lickin good chicken, and I saw The Shriners selling those candy bars they sell. My husband had asked me to pick up a box of latex condoms.
When I went home, I got on the internet, and saw a website based out of Vietnam, called Popemobile.com. It was quite intriguing, because the Pope had just visited there.
2007-03-28 16:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by meteor 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Britney Spears was on her way to meet with the Shriners driving her new pope mobile when she began to dream of finger licken good latex wearing boys from Vietnam. That's the end, what do you expect from someone who has creamed corn for brains. Sorry Britney, but You brought it on yourself.
2007-03-28 16:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Shrew 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey diddle the cat and the fiddle Brittney Spears brain went tiddle. Sorry but the way she's been acting it seems like it.
2007-03-28 16:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not this time. that combo made me a bit nauseous after looking at it for 20 seconds! lol
2007-03-28 17:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋