ok so i was a bit of a prankster back in the day but I have yet to get my fiance good. i have tried alot of stuff and he is unshakeable. any good (even elaborate plans) will be greatly appreciated.
2007-03-28 16:23:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
hey real american... i do have a job ya idiot! i was thinking about feeding him a spoon ful of dog food but the dogs would rat me out. i need something that will scare him, pregnancy and death are not do able (we have had a loss in both these areas) thanks everyone else!
2007-03-28 16:42:03 · update #1
My hubbie is hard to shake so I pulled a good one on him. If u do this one I will not be held responsible! When my hubbie and I first got married he would walk straight to the fridge get something to eat or drink. Not once did he say Hi honey or anything in his trip to the fridge not even if I was standing in front of him. So one day I was cleaning the fridge and I heard him coming up the steps. Since all the shelves were out of the fridge I just climbed in and shut the door. Mind u this can be extremely dangerous u have to trust him to open the thing. well he came in the house and as usual he walked to the fridge. When he opened the door I grabbed his arm and tried to pull him in. He dragged me all the way to the front door before he turned around to see what had him!
although the fridge door was a little hard when he dragged me through it . IT WAS SO WORTH IT!
if u do this u may want to have a friend standing by , only after did I realized this could have killed me. He always says hi to me first though ...married 8 years.
2007-03-28 16:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by hrb4hm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could get an unused unscented tampon and put it in their coffee or other favorite beverage! It expands and fills up almost the whole cup, but you can't see it till you take a sip! When they pull it out, the look on their face = priceless!
Or you could create an e-mail account on yahoo or something with their own name and send them weird e-mails from it.
You could do the old tape over the mouse, if you have a mouse that has a ball on it. Or tape on the office phone where the phone cradle is... the phone rings, they go to pick it up, and it keeps ringing!
Saran wrap over the toilet bowl.
Fake scratch off lottery tickets, fake letter stating they've been selected for something great or something that scares the sh** out of them!
The possibilities are endless!
2007-03-29 11:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by Reserved 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have someone you know pose as the priest or justice of the peace(whichever applies.) and tell him you decided to just get married now. You can actually have everyone that you can in on it. His family!!!!!!!!!1 Your family!!!!!!!!!!Everyone get dressed up. Not necessarily in you wedding gown but, in something appropriate for a quick wedding.
Go ahead with the ceremony and at the end when it's time to kiss the bride have (your marrying person) say something like I now pronounce you unhusband and unwife. I bet you get a reaction.
2007-03-29 08:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by H C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can wake up before him...
Quietly slide out of bed and put a blow up doll in your place (in the bed).
Make sure you turn 'her' on 'her' side so 'she' is facing him.
And just so he can't deny any shock or reaction, video tape it!
Gooood Morning, Big Boy!
Later: top it off by going to his job and while he's inside, decorate his car with 'just married' goodies.
*works best if you can get into his car to put his new 'girlfriend' in the passenger seat* ;)
2007-03-28 16:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by lola_falula 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prank calls using the sound boards on ebaumsworld.com
2007-03-28 20:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by C M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make his favorite cookie. make a few of them very salty but be sure they look just like the good ones. arrange the plate so you can keep track of which ones are the yucky ones and take cookie after cookie from the plate...mmmm good! he will maybe take a good one first and then might get a bad one. Makes for a great gag--and boy do people gag on salty chocolate chip cookies! the trick is to know where you put the bad ones!!!!
2007-03-28 16:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by Orpah! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if you got last weeks winning loto numbers on tape go to the lotto shop on sat and do them and on sunday play the tape and watch his face as all numbers match
2007-03-29 21:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have one of those sprayers on your sink,you know that black thing on the side?!Well set it up to wear it aims right at him if he were standing at the sink,and put a rubber band around it to hold the handle down,then when he turns on the faucet it will spray him right in the face!!
2007-03-28 16:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well one thing u can do is if he watches tons of tv turn off the cable recepters and make him miss all of his shows if he uses alot his computer program it to shut off (lol i do this too mush too ppl).sometimes the simples tricks are the best like when he is sleepin put make up on him (make sure he is deeply asleep)
2007-03-28 16:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by chris S. 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Have one of your female friends write you a phony love letter (scented with perfume). Leave it laying where he can find it, then tell him you are gay.
2007-03-29 01:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋