2007-03-28 16:04:52 · 14 answers · asked by bigwalter 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
The first thing I'd do is give you the best kiss you ever had in your life, then I'd pour a can of beer over your head and sit back in my chair waiting to see what kind of insects you attracted. Just when you screamed for help I'd dig you up. But not until you agreed to be my slave for the rest of your life!!!
2007-03-28 18:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first, shave your head bald with the edge of a broken beer bottle. then, slowly rub lemons all over the fresh, clean dome. after that, i would put a 1" thick t-bone right on top. kind of like a meat hat. let it sit there til it gets nice and ripe... to the point it starts attracting flies. once the flies are nice and abbundant, it would be time to add some hungry spiders. or... maybe i would just dig you up before the tide came in. but which ever i chose to do, i would have to laugh at your dillema first.
2007-03-28 23:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by wrldzgr8stdad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends. If you had been insulting me, I might relive myself on you. If you were nice, I might try to dig you out. If I was being particularly silly, I might sculpt an alternate body giving the appearance you were a sand sculpture. Maybe a mermaid or merman, whichever gender you are not.
2007-03-28 23:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by dwilmoth822 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call the authorities. With wet sand up to chin, you would already be dead.
2007-03-28 23:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would probably trip over you from not paying attention to where I was going. Walking with my friends I actually walked into a parked car from not looking at where I was going and you are smaller than that I'm sure. :)
2007-03-29 03:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by Valkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would cover your head in concrete and make a nice garden statue then put some pretty flowers around you. That is why this is in the "Garden and Landscape" section isn't it??
2007-03-28 23:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very quickly dig you out.
2007-03-28 23:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by nancymomkids 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on ur face...sorry.. wait no im not.. atleast im bein honest.. lol
2007-03-29 01:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by frog_giggin_countrygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray for you for the rest of your short life.
2007-03-28 23:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by T C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh my a-- off as I dug you out...
2007-03-28 23:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋