"You have an unusual equipment for success. Use it properly." -Yes, I swear I actually did get that fortune and I still have it. Even better if you end it with "in bed!" I got another one that said "You will soon receive and unusual proposition."
2007-03-30 11:34:55
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answered by Me 2
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My favorite was the time I opened a cookie and it was empty.
2007-03-29 03:47:13
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answer #2
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answered by weathermanpeter 2
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Sorry, i dumped by piece of paper away.
But you know what? They are false and don't reflect your future. Of course, they're just for fun ( i know that).
Note that most of these sayings are just made-up. they're not actually said by the Chinese.
2007-03-29 03:16:01
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answered by Anonymous
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"You will travel far away, for business and pleasure"
The next day I was laid off from work and had to travel all over the place to find a new job.
2007-03-28 23:32:02
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answered by David A 5
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Don't fight battles that can't be won.
Too bad George W Bush didn't get that one.
2007-03-29 18:11:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Always stay one step ahead of your game!
2007-03-28 23:00:00
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answered by Runner. 3
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They are all fun if you end them all with....'in bed'. Try it - it's a hoot!
'You will have many exciting adventures....in bed'
'You will meet wonderful new friends...in bed'
:)
2007-03-28 22:56:27
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answered by lola_falula 2
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Nothing is impossible
2007-03-29 10:21:08
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answered by Anonymous
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stop looking, happiness is right in front of you
2007-03-28 22:55:14
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answered by jkva12707 2
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You will get scarring boils on your rectum. (I really should find a new restaurant.)
2007-03-29 08:06:15
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answered by balderarrow 5
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