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"You have an unusual equipment for success. Use it properly." -Yes, I swear I actually did get that fortune and I still have it. Even better if you end it with "in bed!" I got another one that said "You will soon receive and unusual proposition."

2007-03-30 11:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by Me 2 · 0 0

My favorite was the time I opened a cookie and it was empty.

2007-03-29 03:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by weathermanpeter 2 · 0 0

Sorry, i dumped by piece of paper away.

But you know what? They are false and don't reflect your future. Of course, they're just for fun ( i know that).

Note that most of these sayings are just made-up. they're not actually said by the Chinese.

2007-03-29 03:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"You will travel far away, for business and pleasure"

The next day I was laid off from work and had to travel all over the place to find a new job.

2007-03-28 23:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by David A 5 · 0 0

Don't fight battles that can't be won.

Too bad George W Bush didn't get that one.

2007-03-29 18:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Always stay one step ahead of your game!

2007-03-28 23:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by Runner. 3 · 0 0

They are all fun if you end them all with....'in bed'. Try it - it's a hoot!

'You will have many exciting adventures....in bed'
'You will meet wonderful new friends...in bed'

:)

2007-03-28 22:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by lola_falula 2 · 0 0

Nothing is impossible

2007-03-29 10:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stop looking, happiness is right in front of you

2007-03-28 22:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by jkva12707 2 · 0 0

You will get scarring boils on your rectum. (I really should find a new restaurant.)

2007-03-29 08:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by balderarrow 5 · 1 0

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