I whould pull his hair and pounch him in tha face.
2007-03-28 15:46:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I would grab his shoulder, sit him in front of my laptop, and not let him go until he had fixed all the bugs that came with Windoze.
And the security holes .........
And the undelivered features .........
And the inefficient user interface...........
2007-03-28 21:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Just Helping 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would first off dress in old, holey clothing, put dirt on my face, make holes in my shoes, not wash my hair for 2 weeks, barrow all of my neices and nephews and cry to him that we all haven't eaten in a week and live under a bridge and tell him how much i admire him and his smarts and how handsome he is.
If he didn't feel sorry for me enough to give me millions then, then i'd just have to kick him in the groin and take his wallet and run like wild fire. =)
2007-03-29 06:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Dawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first I would ask why you put this in men's health but whatever.
Honestly I would probably talk shop with him, you guys are looking at short term gains, in order to really make money off him you have to start thinking like him lean his business practices, then use that to either start a business or consulting firm.
Oh and I'd probably talk to him about his good old days with him and Jobs
2007-03-28 22:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by karnsg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I'd slap the s h i t out of you, then I'd shake his hand and thank him for giving billions of dollars to help other human beings in need.
2007-03-28 22:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say hello and ask him for tea. the put rat poison in his cup -------
not really but it was a fun thought actually I would rather have Linus Torvalds for tea.
2007-03-28 22:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would probably treat him like anyone else unless he did something to get my attention. He and I have nothing in common. Neither of us needs special treatment.
2007-03-28 22:59:46 · answer #6 · answered by jekin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him to give me a refund for Windows Millennium. What a piece of junk.
2007-03-28 23:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by DuckyWucky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably give him a hug and slip my hands into his pockets to get at his wallet.
2007-03-28 22:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him to write me a big fat cheque. If he refused I'd vomit over him Little Britain style.
2007-03-29 00:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by Steamysteam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would challenge him to an arm wrestling contest for his entire fortune.
2007-03-28 23:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by Wolverine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋