I think I'm going to surprise her tomorrow morning by jumping out of her mailbox and screaming, whilst wearing my mustache of course, the main reason for doing so is so I can see how big her mustache really is, do you think it's real?
2007-03-28 15:12:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Britney doesn't have a mailbox as we know it.
She pays John Ratzenburger to stand the end of her winding walkway every day holding a KFC Big Box into which the mail carrier deposits her daily post.
As an independent contractor, I am sure Mr. Ratzenburger would not mind you living in his Big Box, however if you jump out of it early in the morning you may aggravate his spastic medulla oblongota and cause floods in the Philippines. Also, if he brings up the subject of 'moustache rides' run next door as fast as you can...Gary Busey will protect you and feed you irradiated seahorses in Brylcreem gravy.
2007-03-28 15:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You'd probably freak her out by living in her mailbox...but then again it's Britney!!!! She may take you as a pet!! As far as her mustache goes..who really cares?
2007-03-28 22:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd think she'd mind, but do it anyway, because Sam, the drummer from Chevelle, had a picture of Britney bald on his bass drum. I have pictures of it. It's hilarious! So go ahead.
2007-03-28 22:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's gonna love it. Yes, her mustache is real.
2007-03-28 22:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahha wow thats funny! theres some woman with moustache
2007-03-28 22:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by KISSES 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where would u pee if u lived in there?
2007-03-28 22:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Lollipop 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah right!!
2007-03-28 22:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-03-28 22:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by indieassassin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO
2007-03-28 22:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea...send us the pics, please?
2007-03-28 22:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by altruistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋