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how does masturbation help with pimples?

2007-03-28 14:54:00 · 3 answers · asked by nerris121 4 in Health Men's Health

3 answers

It sure ain't gonna clear them up! But masturbation will not increase or worsen pimples.
I average about ten - twelve times a week. Not twice every day but frequently twice a day. I don't got no zits! There is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation! It is a perfectly normal healthy thing done by 98% of men (the other two percent are liars.)
You can be assured that:
- your penis will not get shorter;
- you will not grow hair on your palms;
- you will not go bald;
- you will not go to hell (at least because of masturbating);
- you will not lose your mind;
- you will not become sterile;
- your penis will not fall off;
- your chance of being struck by lightning is not increase.
But you will be:
- your penis will likely become stronger;
- more relaxed;
- smiling most of the time;
- a perfectly normal man.
So keep IT up and continue to enjoy.

2007-03-30 01:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If masturbation helped with zits there wouldn't be a single teenage guy out there with pimples.

2007-03-28 16:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Apollo19 2 · 1 0

Apollo19 hit the nail right on the head...

Give him the 10 pts. ;-)

2007-03-28 18:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by make love not war 3 · 0 0

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