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I need a good one for friday... if you have a stash of them please do share.

2007-03-28 13:59:42 · 13 answers · asked by Fres-YES!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I gotta go to Court...
Or I have a dentist appt. noone wants to go back to work or to school after having a root canal... lol

2007-03-28 18:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Hello 3 · 0 0

My mom was hit by a tractor trailer in a freak accident, one leg was ripped clean off and her arm was completely twisted around. It was gross. Remember, the more graphic and detailed the lie, the more believable it is.

2007-03-28 21:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 5 · 0 0

Bumped my head; car accident on my one way street - cops and ambulances blocking off the road; had to take cat/dog/kid to the vet/hospital; ran over a bird and had to take it to the vet; gastro; migraine; sick relative dying in hospital; the possibilites are endless!

2007-03-28 21:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Rachella 2 · 0 0

I was called away to alaska to perform emergency open heart surgery on a penguin named Jeffrey

2007-03-28 21:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by John 4 · 0 0

"I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world"

"I was going to go to school today, but my doctor recommended not doing
anything that causes me stress."

2007-03-28 21:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by OneLove 3 · 1 0

I've got Diarrhea.

2007-03-28 21:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by jimbobob 4 · 0 0

"I need to go sign some papers for my divorce with Britney Spears"

2007-03-28 21:03:25 · answer #7 · answered by gone 4 · 0 0

My throat itches

2007-03-28 21:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0 0

my toes grew and my work shoes do not fit

2007-03-28 21:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

stomach bug, start prepping tomorrow.

2007-03-28 21:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0 0

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