For those who are interested I am offering an alternative. I have secured a fair amount of property in The Shire, including about 50 or 60 Hobbit -sized homes. As you can imagine, it's a tranquil and lovely place in which to reside. Life is filled with hedonism. And, of course, I generally put on an evening fireworks display. I still like to dabble in it.
People in the Shire (and all of Middle Earth for that matter) have a lifespan just like we do. But the fun part is that people commonly live well into the 140's to 150's. There is no such thing as old and infirm there. Most residents live their lives to the fullest until their dying day. Along with "first breakfast and second breakfast" it's a fairly attractive package. So, what say you?
Sign up below to reserve your place in paradise. Space is a bit limited, so speak up. Families are always welcome.
2007-03-28 13:12:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I will join you, Gandalf!
We were planning on a cruise towards the west, but who could resist such a charming offer... plan on a family of three.
2007-03-28 13:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw in that red-head from Rohan and you've got yourself a deal!
2007-03-28 20:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're an old ugly mean retired person who sits and dreams of being a hobbit? OMG!
2007-03-29 17:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by mspicer0005 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey Kent - keep your hands of my sister.
2007-03-28 23:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋