Should I let Ann Coulter ghost write my oral report on sharp elbows for biology class?

Answer 1

No. But if you ever have to write a report on Full Moon Fever, she's your guy. Just don't ask her when she's out touring as Tom Petty, because she's liable to show up high.

Answer 2

I believe she is busy writing her latest book, " I was Hitler's Mistress." It is a fascinating novel set back in time where Fraulein Coulter falls in love with the man she sees as the perfect conservative. Compassionate, yet not afraid to use tough love. It will be a blitzkrieg of a hit. Ann Coulter has plenty of verbal and written sharp elbows. Bring her to your biology class. She will be as welcome as a swift kick to the groin.

Answer 3

teacher said that cheating is encouraged, last week i had the kid from free willy 3 write my report on the political economy of jellybean eating. sure the topic was actually about dull elbows, but teacher found "my" ascerbic wit and use of the word "frantastic" delightful. she was not too fond of what was apparentally an extensive use of anti-semitic propoganda.

Answer 4

have you ever noticed how an elbow flexed about 30 degrees and you gently pull on the skin feels like a scrotum?

Sorry, just had to throw that in.

Answer 5

No, she'll find a way to blame sharp elbows on those "Godless liberals"

Answer 6

Yes

Answer 7

Daren that is very disapointing if you cheat your way through life people will hate you you also may find deep down inside you hate yourself too

Answer 8

I think she is a little biased, better go with an anorexic version of steven colbert.

Answer 9

Only if you don't mind Liberals being blamed for the phenomenon.

Answer 10

I'd hate to get jabbed by one o' them things. Meowtch!