How do you live with yourself when you drive a gas guzzling SUV?

Question

You should leave it running while you suck on the exhaust pipe.

Answer 1

My car is a hybrid that runs on a combination of Rosie O'Donnel's flatulence and Burt Reynold's raw sexual magnetism.

Answer 2

Easy.. i dont drive an SUV.. In fact I rarely drive at all anyway.. when i do its a 4 cycl Toyota and it only gets driven about 4 times a month maximum.. I have no need to drive except for the trips to the store.. and those are minimul..

In fact from 1991-2004 I didnt even own or drive anything on 4 wheels.. I was strictly 2 cyl motor cycle until then.. its not particularly practical now as i live so far out in the boonies, and the weather is unpredictable here for a good part of the year... so I have a small truck (and I got that as a settlement in the break up with my last GF in fact)

I have no need for a SUV.. so I dont have one.. nor do i want one.. LOL i spend maybe $20 in gas a month if that and thats at todays prices...

If it wouldnt take me about 6 hrs to get back and forth to the nearest store.. I might take the horse (yup got one here) but again not very practical... And there is no public transport here (Again i live in the boonies) no bus.. and a taxi wouldnt even come out here if you paid em double LOL

But I still have no use for an SUV... thats soccer moms LOL

Answer 3

I sold mine and bought a horse and it kicked me ,damn horse
No really.I tell you this, i always try to ride my bike to the local stores.and have a small car.and conserve all i can. and people will throw drinks and things at you if your riding along with bags on the bike.they think your a bum, are something, i really don't know why they do it.its not safe on the streets now adays, walking are riding, a bike,people should walk to the stores and ride bikes, to save and also get healthier .people are crazy as hell.no respect,they have the devil in them, a lot of them anyways.The could make cars that get much better gas mileage, are solar are other means of transportation, but the oil company's don't wish it and they have deals with them i think,Peace

Answer 4

I don't drive an SUV. I drive a tank. If I get stuck in traffic, I simply drive over the top of the other cars.

Answer 5

Now that's not very nice . . people die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

But that's probably what you want isn't it? You want everybody that doesn't share your left-wing extremist ideals to die, don't you? If you were in charge, I'll bet you'd think life would be utterly perfect huh? Happiness would be enforced by your secret police, kicking in people's doors while they're sleeping and hauling them off to gulags for "re-education."

You would have made Hitler proud . . .

So much for the "tolerance" and "diversity of thought" that the left-wing prides itself on.

Answer 6

Well it's like this when I bought my truck gas was not even $2.00 a gallon. Now it's killing me and I don't have the money to turn it in and get something new so I'm sort of stuck with it,

Answer 7

As you ask this question, are you working on a computer that is using wind power as it's replacement to electricty, and the sandwich you ate for lunch, did you recycle the wrapping paper from it.

Answer 8

Maybe they need it to tow a boat or haul 9 people...and dont want 2 cars...
If you care that much...you better not drive a car...you should be on a bicycle...or foot

You dont have any friends do ya???

Answer 9

Riiiiiggggggghhhhhhhttttt....................the SUVs are the problem....Not all the coal plants and Semis that are on the road....

And why do SUVs get all the blame? WHAT ABOUT VANS?? OR SPORTS CARS??? OR TRUCKS??? THEY USE MORE GAS THEN MOST SUVs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

I console myself by knowing that I'm making Exxon and Shell and Getty stock-holders very, very happy.