do men ever have a chance of multi tasking????

Question

never laughed so much for a long time. Thanx for all your answers.
Ichthyic...no evidence and your claim wouldnt stand up in court.
Scooby..Oh 'we' prefer do 'we'? sad excuse.
Roxy..and only when pressured!
Lea..correct, have a housepoint
Papa smurf..err thats NOT multi tasking!
Schoolie..correct me if im wrong but even a 5 year year old can do that!
Beez..Men are not wired 'period'
Fidgety..correct, its good that us women can laugh about tho.
Bren..Have there been proven cases then?
Spider..how many hands you got then?
Veggie..Take their time doing stuff? The fact we dont have time to blink during foreplay rules your theory out.
Del..0.5% of your brain? THAT much eh?
Inday..Indeedy....hahahaha
Astrid..They need our guidance...aww bless them.
Returnof...A rare case of Diphallia, how lucky are you! But can you make them multi-orgasm? I think not!
Dragonfly..So they say, 'If you want a job doing right, just ask a woman'.
cont.....

Kj..Hahaha, too true! Wonder how they ever manage to find our erogenous zones???
Neil..Dare I say it.....you're only watching the tv, you DONT listen to us.
Chris..Sorry to break it to you, smoking, drinking and watching TV isnt 'tasking'.
One eyed..youve got a gem there....hold on tight!
Fred..hahahaha,good answer..almost worthy of best, for the humour alone!
Garfield..hahaha,enlighten us.
Munki..hehehehe, where would they be without us?
Neal...HA! HA! HA! great answer, just proves my theory. Very close second best answer.
Lees..get a dishwasher. Men are such high maintenance!
Noodles..Adam was just a prototype, Eve was the perfect model!
Zenlife..what you claim is just gratification..usually SELF gratification.
gm..I thought only women had 'hidden talents'
So best answer has to go to Max, who inspired this very question.
Thanx again for all your answers.

Answer 1

No we don't, Apparently.

Answer 2

They are not wired for multi-tasking. It's even been proved that if their wife or whatever is moving around while she is talking, they do not listen. This is in no way a put down of guys. Just the 411.

Answer 3

Oh yes I can work out how much will be left for me whilst parking the car after a twelve hour day they crucified the last perfect man I want my rib back now.

Answer 4

Dont talk shite!!I'm shagging 2 of my girlfriends whilst watching the football and typing this!!If that aint multi tasking then I dont know what is!

Answer 5

not a cat in hells chance they just cant cope with doing two things at once their brains aren't geared up for it they cant open the fridge and find the butter unless it leaps out at them its a brain thing one vision one goal apparently that's what i read somewhere anyway and my hubby never proves me wrong on that theory

Answer 6

Why of Course we do - I'm paying bills - Drinking a rum and coke - smoking - and typing on this weird site - all at the same time.....LOL

Answer 7

god no!!ok give you an example/ive 3 kids,one who goes to school,ive to gt thm 3 ready every mrn,b4 i go out my house is spotless,*** the weekend ,i might get a lie in i *** down and its like ww3!!!!!he cant handle washing up and 3 kids without losing the head,and he only does the dishes to save a row,i have him trained

Answer 8

yes, i can smoke, drink, and watch march madness at the same time.

thank heavens women also can - how else would the home get clean and our dinner be made by the time we get home?

Answer 9

My son, came across, these funny websites, where men, multi tasked, in the toilet. It was, hilarious.

Answer 10

i work in an office for air traffic control off shore oil platforms. i multi task all damn day

Answer 11

We use 0.5% of our brains responding to women and the rest doing what we were doing.