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I want to be cremated but I also want a stone in our local cemetary. It will be black stone with a large pentacle carved into it for all to see. I may have to live "in the broom closet" to protect my family when I am alive but will make quite a statement to those fundys that would have made my family's life miserable when I am dead. they will have to deal with me as they are laying thier own family members to rest. That should make thier day.

2007-03-28 13:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Praire Crone 7 · 0 0

I intend to be cremated and have my ashes scattered, but if I were going to have a tombstone I'd go for something simple with the inscription, "I told you I was sick".

2007-03-28 11:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by Annie D 6 · 0 0

Ashes scattered. Dust to dust. I'm not taking up more space than necessary.

2007-03-28 11:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by angel 3 · 0 0

I don't want to be buried, I would rather be creamated and have my ashes scattered. However, should I pass on before my mother and she insists (because she would) I think it would be "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter"

Good 'ol Doctor Seuss

2007-03-28 11:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by Zimmia 5 · 0 0

No stone, scattered ashes.

2007-03-28 11:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do not want to rot, so I'd like to be cremated and have my ashes spread...I just don't know know where yet! After i donate my organs of course!

2007-03-28 11:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by misschick87 2 · 1 0

Here lies Fred
He's better off dead
He loved getting stoned
So here's a stone
For his very own
R I P

2007-03-28 11:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I want my headstone to be shaped like a big ole booty.

2007-03-28 11:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Grrr! 4 · 0 0

SHAVE AND A HAIR CUT, TWO BITS!
j/k I would rather not share that here, sorry.

2007-03-28 11:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Beware dear passer by, where I am, you soon will be."...in black granite, with a huge black granite gargoyle mounted on the top of my vault.

2007-03-28 13:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 0 0

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