When was the last time you puked your guts out?

Answer 1

Rather embarrasing, actually.

I don't throw up often.

I'm going to write this weird, cause I'm bored

Feeling quite innocuous initially, I suffered a tragic blow to my mental and physical health whence the quiche was introduced to the equation. This was not a particularly good quiche, mind you, but in light of the fact that I was technically a "visitor" on the premises, I felt an inherent obligation to consume said quiche. Going in the downward direction, the quiche was not as disagreeable as I had initially perceived. I breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that I had averted a faux-pas of the worst kind.

{Later that night}

The hours progressed, and I found myself quite happily lounging in a hammock with a rather attractive young man. Conversation was going splendidly, and the moonlight glanced off us in the most romantic fashion. Overall, I was having a brilliant time in the hammock.

An oft perceived characteristic of hammocks is the hypnotic and oftentimes relaxing sway to the chair and it's occupants. This relaxing sway, however, quickly morphs itself into a barbarous roller coaster of death when an occupant finds them self with a stomach full of poorly made and quickly consumed quiche.

Reluctant to leave the side of my handsome friend, I employed the "tough it out" tactic. I thought that my affliction was a stomachache, at the worst. Never in my most wretched nightmares would I have guessed the cruel gods had a fate in store for me as tragic as the one that transpired that night.

The ache worsened, consuming my body with the most bilious of sensations,

Then, I felt it. The Bile rising in my throat, bringing the abhorrent quiche up from the depths to which I had banished it.

I arose from the hammock, leaving a look of confusion and concern on my unfortunate interest's face.

I tottered through the backyard, looking in vain for a receptacle for my imminent vomit.

I couldn't find one.

So I puked in their pond.

Answer 2

final Easter, I Ate 3 Choc Eggs In A Row And became Going To Puke So My Dad Ran Over With the only concern In His palms, The Plastic Casing That The Eggs are available in. Puke Went everywhere. :L

Answer 3

About 5 years ago. Had terrible food poisoning. Got it from eating bad deli turkey I had just bought one day earlier. I was sick for three days. I won't go to that supermarket again!!
I should have sued them

Answer 4

a couple months ago i got so freakin sick a puke literally every time I moved... it sucked so bad. it lasted for 4 days.

Answer 5

when i had stomach flu 2 months ago. i couldn't even move without puking. and a word of advice, do NOT drink red gatorade when you have the stomach flu!!!!!......... when you're not thinking straight and you've taken tons of medicine it can be pretty scary

Answer 6

march 10th.
my bday party at club 720.
i got so wasted i cant remember anything past midnight that night