2007-03-28 11:08:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A man at a bus stop asked me if I had a stamp. He didn't have a letter he wanted to mail, he just wanted to 'get to know me' ... we dated for a few months, but broke up eventually ... which was 'fine with me' because now I'm with 'the man of my dreams' and we're 'married for ten years and forever and beyond' ...
2007-03-28 11:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in my 20's a little old man in his 70's would come into the store where I worked and recite poems that he wrote for me. He was really sweet. He even asked me to his VA dance. Of course, I declined. I remember his name was J.V. Guidry. I still have a poem he wrote me.
Apparently I looked a lot like his wife when they were young. She had passed away after being married for 61 years. He was not a perverted old man. He was just lonely and probably had dementia.
I also had a creepy older man come up to me in a bar and offer me $4,000 to sleep with him. Everyone around me suddenly were silent waiting for my answer. I said, "are you insane you can get a hooker down the street for $20". Then I had him kicked out of the bar. Men can be so clueless.
2007-03-28 11:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ray-Ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was today actually...I got into an accident and was waiting for the cops when this guy drives up next to me and asks for directions, while he counts a STACK of money...so the cops come and the guys trying to ask me my name and number...Im like Uh Helloooooo Im kinda busy...hes like oh ok Ill wait til ur done. he gets out of his car as im talking to the cop with his stack in his hand to ask the cop for directions...then tells the cop i have a receipt for this ,I just cashed a check officer...like the officer cared...anyways..I thought it was really f'ed up this idiot was tryna pick me up while Im sitting waiting on the cops, and even worse he sits there waiting for me to get a police report.
2007-03-28 11:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by marie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An older man said to me " If I was 30 years younger you'll be sleeping with me tonight" yuck!!!! I looked at him with a disgusted face and said ewwwwww. I didn't mean to but it just camed out.
2007-03-28 11:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by candy8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a guy at the bar that grabbed a pole and flipped himself upside down. he was wearing jeans on and he slid down fast, on his head. he almost knocked himself out. needless to say i was not impressed
2007-03-28 11:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by rachael 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much for 10 minutes.
2007-03-28 11:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"why are you here?"
I reacted, "Good morning, how are you?"
I hate those questions...
No, not yours, the "why are you here"
2007-03-28 11:13:42 · answer #7 · answered by Snake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Basically, you're fine. And I say, thank you, but I'm gay.
2007-03-28 11:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, you're a fat bastard, give me a kiss
2007-03-28 11:13:09 · answer #9 · answered by Boofie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"do i know you from somewhere"
my response
"no, i was born yesterday"
2007-03-28 11:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Jahpson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋