Do your ears hang low?

Question

Can you tie them in a bow?

Answer 1

My husband likes it when I sing that song with the word "balls."


Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're wet?
Do they straighten when they're dry?
Can you wave them at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Do your balls hang high?

Do your balls hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elevation?
Do your balls hang wide?

Do your balls fall off
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
Or bounce up at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket
Just like Davy Crocket?
Do your balls fall off?

Answer 2

Do they wobble to and throw can u tie them in a knot, can u tie them in a bow , can u throw them over ur shoulder like a continental soldier , do your ears hang low! lol

Answer 3

My family's version:
Do your titteez hang lo
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental solider..
Do your titteeeeeez hanggggg low?

Answer 4

Nope. Just in a knot in each ear. They aren't big enough for a bow. lol

;o)

Answer 5

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soildier?

Answer 6

No but my chain hangs low

do your chaing hang low?
does it wobble to the floor?
does it shine in the light?
is it plaitnum, is it gold?
could you throw it ova your shoulder?
is it hot is it cold??

Answer 7

Like Eeyore? No...

But I like Eeyore!

Answer 8

sometimes
but I just washed them and I can't do a thing with them now.

Answer 9

But I can swing em to and fro.

Answer 10

I'll do whatever you want me to do with them. ; )