2007-03-28 10:07:19 · 10 answers · asked by redflite 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
They get them to cross there, because Deer are dyxlectic and see it as "reed gnissorc" which everybody knows that in deerese means "free grass on the side" and whom of all of GOD's creatures would ever pass up FREE GRASS!!!!
2007-03-28 10:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent question Doug. You just made my day.
I am going to take this one to the highway safety engineers and get you a solid answer. Maybe these signs are scented or installed by blondes?
In the meantime, watch out for Falling Rocks, that lost Native American dude.
2007-03-28 10:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by Tommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The DMV sends deer to traffic school.
2007-03-28 10:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by surffsav 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They put people with rifles in the space between the signs.
2007-03-28 10:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Shibi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
I hate the signs that say "Wild animals next 3 miles" because I never see any.
2007-03-28 10:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
after they get hit by a car they learn where to cross. =)
2007-03-28 10:11:16 · answer #6 · answered by stephanie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And when a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out of her nose? ☺
2007-03-28 10:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deer can read, silly!
Wow. =]
2007-03-28 10:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by your wonderwall 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
magic.
2007-03-28 10:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by lkolka 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol wat the f*** lol
2007-03-28 10:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋