A woman asked me what are my plans for the future and I'm really trying to impress her with something funny. What should I say that is funny but not nasty?
2007-03-28 10:06:39 · 18 answers · asked by Big Man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd say...
"I'd like to open a restaurant. Would you like to be the main course?"
lol
;o)
2007-03-28 10:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um the truth usually works the best but if your into jokes say you plan on moving to Hawaii to become a massage therapist for a womens health and beach club :)
Tell her its has been your life long dream and there is nothing that is going to get in your way.
2007-03-28 17:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by melaniejean862209 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give some thought to her question and tell her the truth.
Consider college, or some good job plans, maybe.
That way you won't get the door slammed on (not your finger) when she found out you lied to her to impress her.
2007-03-28 17:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Big Bruce 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont have to be funny all the time
Just say what you gotta say or want to say,,,spit it out.
She'll like you still.
Its not like shes gonna run away from you and move to another state because you didnt make her laugh lol
Maybe you try to say "well umm..my plans are big, i have big plans for me and i just hope i dont screw it up" or something like that...
2007-03-28 17:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by Hawaiian Missy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u should impress her with knowledge. funny is good, but knowledge gets the other person thinking....
2007-03-28 17:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her you are going to be a rich lazy bum
Holiday 365 days a year.
That will get you further than anything else:lol
SKY.
2007-03-28 17:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's probably looking for a serious answer, not a funny one.
2007-03-28 17:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're on your own dude. Anything I might come up with is gonna be on the questionable side.
2007-03-28 17:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by sarge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her that you are planning on having someone find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of your tootsie pop. good luck.
2007-03-28 17:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ive always wanted to write my own childrens' book" Itll definitly get a conversation going
2007-03-28 17:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Blondi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋