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Seriously why did that guy have to assassinate Archduke Ferdinand? What a jerk. Started the war to end all wars. That jerk.

2007-03-28 09:57:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

18 answers

Trolling, trolling, keep those Bushies trolling...

2007-03-28 10:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by jimvalentinojr 6 · 1 2

Iit was part of an existing war between the Serbians and the Austriaa-Hungary. What started the world war was the alliances between various countries. Germany had an alliance with Austria so they joined the war. Britian had an alliance with Serbia and so on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_war_1

2007-03-28 10:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by fly guy 4 · 0 0

That's the reason he wants all the oil, so he can jack up prices, steal all the money from the poor people to fund his powerful time machine so he can travel through time. Guess who was also the person to shoot the first shot in the American Revolution. You know it was Bush just so America could gain its Independance so he couyld be President 225 years later.

2007-03-28 10:02:17 · answer #3 · answered by freemanbac 5 · 0 0

I'm more interested in why he shot Martin Luther King Jr. That was seriously messed up.

Edit: I'm completely amazed at the lack of sarcasm detection on Yahoo! Answers. Unbelievable.

2007-03-28 10:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh, I get it! Sarcasm! Pretty good, too, I almost didn't get it and I'm pretty sarcastic, though I prefer to call it "wit." Yeah, Bush is the cause of all bad things that have ever or will ever exist. The liberal party line.

2007-03-28 10:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He started WW1 because he was mad because the History books referred to him as Paul Revere when he warned that the British were coming , he always hated that nickname , so out of anger he did this as to receive proper credit for something....

2007-03-28 10:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was just going to ask why President George W. Bush crucified Jesus Christ....didn't have any clue that he started WWI as well. Darn that guy.
/sarcasm

2007-03-28 10:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow, now we are really going off the deep end.

Let's elect hillary and let another clinton make a joke out of the whitehouse.

2007-03-28 10:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by infobrokernate 6 · 2 1

its the same reason to why he makes the rain fall and why the sky is blue, its just a w bush thing.

2007-03-28 10:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The men in white coats are looking for you , you forgot your meds today

2007-03-28 10:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He is also the reason babies cry according to most people on Yahoo Answers.

2007-03-28 10:00:20 · answer #11 · answered by Relax Guy 5 · 4 0

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