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seriously what a jerk. that guy will do anything to justify the invasion of iran.

2007-03-28 09:49:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

29 answers

Ha! That's hi-larious...

2007-03-28 09:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by shelly 4 · 3 0

To cover for Elvis! You see Elvis and the black helicopter brigade Changed the GPS setting in the British ships so they would wounder into Iranian waters and then they had The Luna (fake) landing move crew tape the confessions ! The Iranians are in on the whole thing so the price of oil will go up with 25% going to Bush and the vast right wing!

2007-03-28 10:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by Boston Mark 5 · 1 0

Well, I think it's 'cause George is responsible for EVERYTHING: 9/11, Osama Bin Laden, the economy, White Trash Billy's abuse of women and other lesser beings, Iran's bad attitude, your bad grades, North Korea's bad attitude, Hugo Chavez's babblings, China's bad attitude, the Pakistani-Indian conflict over Kashmir, Russia's bad attitude, global warming, the ice storm that hit the Northeast on January 14th, the fact my car is in the shop, your mother, Greek wine, and all the rest of it.

So, I have to ask you - WHY ASK WHY when you already know the answer?!?

2007-03-28 09:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Didn't you ask one time why Bush out rat poison in the pet food? You could try blaming Bush when you can't get a date,but the reality is you're a doughnut.

2007-03-28 09:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by Wendy 4 · 2 0

Yeah and getting Ahwannajihad in iran to go along with it was the master stroke. Remember this is Bush we are talking about, you really think he's capable of something this intelligent? No one in their right mind will physically invade Iran, the people there want a new government, we just need to neutralize them so they can't threaten anyone else in the meantime.

2007-03-28 09:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

"Didn't you ask one time why Bush out rat poison in the pet food?"

AHAHAHA!!! Did you really ask that question!!?

I thought you were pretty dumb after I read this question... I was pretty irked!

good to know for sure you're just joking!

the pet food question... I can't help but laugh at the thought!!

I can see him standing there, hunched over the pet food, rubbing his hands together, his beady little eyes shining, laughing that little "eheheheh" weasel laugh..

2007-03-28 10:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What planet are you from?
Not this earth.
Not this universe.
Must be some other dimension with some other reality.
Better find that worm-hole and return to your own plane of existence. - That question is pure science fiction. (Not regular fiction, that has at least some connection to reality.)

2007-03-28 09:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by Philip H 7 · 3 0

Oh puh-lease, Bush couldn't kidnap anyone if his life depends on it.
Where the hell is Osama bin Laden?
THAT is the one that should be caught years ago.
That should be the agenda of "Mission Accomplished".

2007-03-28 09:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Magma H 6 · 0 1

I think IRAN kidnapped those sailors.

2007-03-28 09:53:56 · answer #9 · answered by infobrokernate 6 · 3 0

Wowwwww.....what a question...just one that might be expected from someone with the handle of "Ballson the wall"No wonder you people are of the Cun N' Run ilk.

2007-03-28 09:58:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

ENOUGH! You have got to be kidding me. This just in ...Bush killed Lindbergh baby. Film at 11 on moveon.org

2007-03-28 09:57:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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