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I work in an office without cubicles, so fart blowing to me is as easy as it gets! As long as I don't acknowledge my own fart by being obvious about its pungent aroma, anyone in the office can acredit themselves with the perfume. Blame is usually adjudicated the one who makes a face first or opens their mouth to comment about the fragrance! Now, if it is a smelly 'shart' there is no way you can blame it on anyone because once you get up it becomes obvious who to blame!

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: For the benefit of the deaf!

2007-03-29 03:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Blame it on the egg sandwhich you are going to have for lunch that is in your purse. That's what I do.

2007-03-28 18:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by Texas Girl 3 · 0 0

LMAO.
my cousin tried it.
it didnt work lol.

2007-03-28 19:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ S k I p [a] B e a t ! 4 · 0 0

lmfao!!!!!!!!
wow thats hilarious

2007-03-29 11:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by xxarmy-guy1988xx 2 · 0 0

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