have you tissues with the idea of kids being everywhere?

Question

now that the law has changed t o allow under sixteens into the pub at certain times and over 13's are allowed unsupervised on the computers at the library and given that they have all the rights and no responsibilities does it make you feel oppressed? a friend of mine was in the gents' toilet and was sitting drunkenly on the toilet when a couple of unsupervised kids were looking under the door and I am being checked by a couple of black teen girls in the library because I made the mistake of remarking that they were falling up on top of me
shouldn't the spawn of satan go back to being seen and not heard?

Answer 1

Bless you - would you like Kleenex brand, or will generic do?

Your question really doesn't make sense.

Answer 2

sounds like the friend of yours that was in the gents' toilet and was sitting drunkenly on the toilet might have some tissues with the idea of kids being everywhere.

Answer 3

Have you considered that it may be you that is the spawn of satan.