I'll Accept Either Your First Born
Visa
MasterCard
Your Cat
Puppies
A Cheesecake
But no Discover Cards.
Let Me Repeat No Discover Cards.
2007-03-28 09:26:55 · 23 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK, you can have the chessecake - uh, wait a minute.... sorry now all you get is a brown loaf.
2007-04-05 03:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by mikerichards1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Discover cards are accepted at 95% of all major US merchants. Which US merchants they're referring to, who knows? But that's the scripted rebuttal right there. So with that in mind, can I have your social security number?
I am so glad I don't have that job anymore.
2007-04-05 09:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Nookomis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My checking account is overdrawn
I own not a single credit card
Cheesecake is overrated
My cat passed away from cancer a month ago
You'd have to go through me, my husband(and his shot gun), BOTH my parents who live across the street from us(who both own shot guns), a daschund who thinks she's a doberman and an overly agressive donkey to get to my firstborn.
I think you're SOL.
2007-03-28 16:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by munesliver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gave me my kids and grandkids, so I'll keep them thank you very much.
On the other hand you'll have to fight me when it comes to kittens, puppies &
cheesecake. Now, if you are offering me Mastercard, I'll take it as long as there
is at least $200,000 exclusively for my own use. You are so kind. Thank you, I
will take the Mastercard!! We get a holiday! We get a holiday!! : }
2007-04-05 15:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by Garnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I got is a Discover Card, let me repeat, that's all I friggin GOT.
2007-04-05 01:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Gardner? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
discover card
2007-04-05 12:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by yeager 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today
2007-04-05 16:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by Wreynor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play a tune first and if it's any good, THEN we'll discuss payment.
2007-03-28 16:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Paulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad i ate all the cheesecake a few mins ago.
2007-04-05 00:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Alexander 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can have all of our stray cats theres like 5 of em!
2007-04-05 00:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Nance 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋