My wit has taken a hit....throw me a one-liner preserver please!!!!
2007-03-28 09:20:46 · 15 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"rectum?? Damn near killed 'em!!!!"
2007-03-28 09:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by cancelcodeyellow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
2007-03-28 16:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't sweat the little things, pet the sweaty things.
Little things amuse, amuse Little minds.
2007-03-28 16:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grouchy customer said He'd have my job, I told him he'd be a fool to take it, the pay's terrible..
2007-03-28 16:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by northshore_angel_fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wit? sorry I thought you said wife.
2007-03-28 16:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by curious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
(gotta love Mae West!)
2007-03-28 16:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the nun says, "We might as well. The room's already paid for."
2007-03-28 16:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to wait one more month !
2007-03-28 16:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't know me by now...who gives a rats bat?
2007-03-28 16:24:56 · answer #9 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here you go one preserver on its way.
2007-03-28 16:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by misty blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut up u waste of time
2007-03-28 16:28:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋