his head popped off? Will God Put a Curse on me?
2007-03-28 09:20:13 · 12 answers · asked by TRACER 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
The important question is - did you drop your cocktail?
2007-03-28 09:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure God approves of plastic baby Jesuses in the first place, so He probably wouldn't see it as any great loss. He'd probably be impressed by your putting up lights in March, though. Do cut back on the cocktails, though, dear heart, or you'll slur the words to the Christmas carols.
2007-03-28 16:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you be putting up Christmas lights in March? And no, I think it's pretty cool. You should put your decapitated baby Jesus on your front lawn to scare the neighbors away.
2007-03-28 16:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by ....... 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you replace him with a plastic Easter Bunny banging a chicken, the lights on the house would make more sense.
2007-03-28 16:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but Bill will:
Poison be their drink!
Gall, worse than gall, the daintiest meat that they taste!--
Their softest touch as smart as lizards' stings!
Their music frightful as the serpent's hiss!
And, boding screech-owls make the concert full!
- William Shakespeare
2007-03-28 16:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
God will do no such thing, if you repent of your error and be sorry! But to be safe, put an extra $5 in the plate at church; it can't hurt!
Oh yes, and get a new baby Jesus.
2007-03-28 16:24:31 · answer #6 · answered by Tikhacoffee/MisterMoo 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Tracer - I told you last year that Santa goes on the roof, Jesus goes in the manger! Now get it straight!!!
2007-03-28 16:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by Brent W 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
hm... maybe. If it doesn't work you could try to acidentally drop the three wise men as well, and accidentally put the stable on fire.
2007-03-28 16:26:24 · answer #8 · answered by loveless_sselevol 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOLLL! And i agree with Tab...as long as your cocktail didnt spill...you're good to go!
2007-03-28 16:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by Raynebow_Diva 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Glue that sucker back on, say two hail Marys, one our Father, and flagellate yourself 13 times!
2007-03-28 16:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋