Embarrassing Moment?

Question

What is your most embarrassing moment or the best way you have embarrassed someone else?

My teenage boys are always trying to embarrass me, but I seem to often turn the tables! It's never mean stuff, just fun like going through the drive-thru and stating, "Yes, this order is to go please."

Best answer goes to the one that makes me LOL ;-)

Answer 1

When grocery shopping with my wife, I try to embarass her by holding up the largest packages of embarassing products and loudly asking if we need it. It works with lots of stuff like hemmorhoid cream or adult diapers but the best are the enemas. The looks on peoples faces is priceless.

After 10 years of marriage, she just laughs and tells me to shut up, but other peoples reactions make it still worth doing

Answer 2

haha, I try this usually too. :) as quickly as i attempted it contained in the Air and area Museum in Washington DC... do no longer DO IT! That component is effectual. you apart from would flush the lavatories with a pedal component! :O besides... I truly have a pair of classic "era" embarrassing moments. Hate those. Like while i became donning white shorts... in a action picture tutor...that one became undesirable. however the single that is particularly the main exciting to tell (and became actually very embarrassing) is once I have been given my pants caught in a motorbike chain. My bike had a flat or something, so I used my brothers. My sister went down this hill and advised me approximately in simple terms how grand it became, and how i mandatory to attempt it to. So I did, and my pants have been given caught contained in the chain. of course, I wrecked, and...my pants have been truly caught. I had to take them off and run each and each of ways domicile (which became a sturdy mile or 2) without pants. It became very plenty awkward. And that adventure thoroughly massacred my denims. :(

Answer 3

I had teenage boys. My middle one liked to embarrass me the most. One night I pulled into the drive-thru BACKWARDS after his football game. Very embarrassing for him as the rest of the team was "behind" us! Everyone thought it hilarious though. Ha! Ha!

Answer 4

I ate a chocolate bar while driving my boyfriend's (husband now) truck. I dropped a piece and it went under me. When I slid off the seat, it left a "skid mark" that was pretty embarrassing because of what it looked like!

Answer 5

I was like 7 and my mom and i were at target and i allways like to stand in the back of the cart and while we were there we got some cookies and i was excited about it so when we were paying for it i was lolly gaging around and then i went to look for my mom and i couldnt find her then i thought i found her cuz the person i thought was her was wearing a similar thing my mom was wearing and i went on the back of her cart while she was getting out of the store and i was all like where are the cookies mom? and then i noticed IT WASNT MY MOM!!! then the lady got scared and was like and backed up and didnt know who the heck i was and she said WHO R U? and she like screamed a little and i got off imideatly and there was scurity or something by the exit and he helped me find my mom it was EMBARESSING! but now i laugh at myself... anyways hope that makes u crack up!!!

Answer 6

When I was 17, my sister and I went to church. I was wearing a skirt and on our way out of the church my skirt fell all the way down to around my ankles! My sister roared with laughter and then took off running to the car leaving me standing there with all these people coming out of the church behind me and I'm trying to get my skirt up while walking as fast as I could.

Answer 7

One of my guy friends took me to a movie and there was a girl he thought was cute sitting in front of us. when the movied was over we were walking out and he walked into the door of the theatre because he was trying to watch where the girl went!

Answer 8

My 2 year old son discovered my bra strap. While at the grocery store, I was bending over to get the Dr Pepper box out from the bottom of the cart and the little snot reached over and popped it HARD! The clasp broke and one strap broke. I was humiliated! So there I was trying to hold "myself" up with one arm and manage both kids, I had my 7 mo old with me too. The cashier and the young man sacking my groceries stared at me and I could tell they were trying not to laugh. To make matters worse it was incredibly windy outside (I live in Oklahoma, you know "where the wind blows...") and as I was putting the kids in the car, my shirt blew up into my face and shared me with all the world to see. The young man putting the groceries in my car nearly dropped my eggs while his face turned red. I was so incredibly embarrassed and vowed to never shop there again. But I have no choice but to shop there because we have a very limited selection of stores in town! Now every time I go get groceries, I keep my head down to avoid the cameras and now wear sports bras around my mischievous son!

Answer 9

When my cute hubby & I were first married, we were at the market & this little old lady was walking by just as he did a flying fart in the produce dept. - he ran & then lifted his leg, a flying fart & then in another isle, he mooned me & some guy saw him - then, just last summer we were marketing (you think I'd learn) w/our 2 teens & he got a can of whipped cream & the 3 of them ate it all by overflowing their mouths, yes, we paid for the can but the cashier asked me if I knew it was empty??? ah.

Answer 10

I was in the gym on a cruise last year and I was on the tread mill. This huge (we are talking HUGE) blob of a woman get on the treadmill next to me and starts hers off at 1 mile per hour. I am running and sweating and trying not to notice that she is moving about as fast as a turtle on her machine. She then proceeds to accidentally bump the speed button too many times and knocks the thing up to 111 miles per hour. her feet fly out from underneath her and she hits the deck and FLIES off the back off the treadmill nearly taking out a group of guys having a conversation in front of the mirrors. I couldn't help the poor woman for laughing and the fact that I almost yelled "STRIKE" when she almost took out those poor guys. That was the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen. She was fine by the way....she went and has a slice of Pizza to make her self feel better!!!

Oh and Andy - i do that too with my wife in the supermarket. Down here in Florida you can get "C0ck flavoured soup", which always goes down well. "Clam Juice" is another of my favourites...!