i have got to go and have neurosurgery soon, my hair will be shaved and i will have some big wounds from the middle of my forehead down the side of my neck on both sides. so when people ask me what has happened and they will as that is just human nature what good story can i make up to put a smile on their face !!!!! (and mine )
2007-03-28 08:55:10 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh my god , you lot are brilliant i aint laughed so much in ages, and it is a serious question i am seeing the surgeon on friday 13th april ( <<<<< honestly) to discuss when the op is going ahead, but with answers like these i will have a smile on my face for a long time , you are all stars.
2007-03-28 09:10:49 · update #1
My scars? Gee, thanks for asking - remember when your mom would lecture you as a kid to NEVER stick your head out of the window of a moving car? Well, I must've missed that lecture.
2007-03-28 08:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by Skeezix 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Here's my top ten list for you:
You were abducted by aliens.
You got the new Do It Yourself Home Plastic Surgery kit.
You went hunting with Dick Cheney.
It's hard to explain but it involves a chainsaw, David Letterman, an Orangutan and 400 lbs of butter.
Brain transplant. I got George W Bush's since he's never used it.
Let this be a lesson to you don't drink Coke while sucking on Mentos.
Never have sex on a trampoline under a working ceiling fan.
I will never volunteer to help an amateur magician again. "Saw a lady in half my a*s."
That's the last time I try to save a few bucks by having my hair done at a beauty college.
Good Luck!
2007-03-28 09:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you've got to find your way to the leader's house to arrange a meeting with the invisible alien who's just brought you back from the mother ship and is holding your hand. No, you haven't been probed, this is the latest fashion on Plank, the planet that Bolna (the alien) is from.
2007-03-28 09:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about - I had a bad face lift. Do you think I should sue?
Side suggestion for before. My girlfriend just had major surgery. The day before she got a shiny pedicure with rhinestones. She said if she was leaving with a toe tag it would have an awesome toe.
2007-03-28 09:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them you were auditiong for Steve Erwins old job and your audition consisted of jumping off a boat onto a live alligator in the middle of a swamp in Australia and when you jumped off, you hit your head on the boat and the gator got you. By the time they pulled you out, you were missing alot of skin, so since the gator took it, they took some of his and they dont have hair! FIERCE WORRIER!
2007-03-28 09:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by punky brewster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell people you were abducted by aliens. They conducted an operation that enables you to plant thoughts in the mind of another person.
Then ask, "What are you thinking right now?"
2007-03-28 09:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by BlueFeather 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure how to answer your question to make you smile, but I pray and hope everything turns out well. When is the operation? Take care.
2007-03-28 09:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you were an extra on the film "Face-Off".
You are one brave lady. Wishing you the best of luck, Babes, hope all goes well for you. Speedy recovery xxx
2007-03-28 09:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you are applying for Dawn Of The Dead:The Musical
2007-03-28 09:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got your head stuck in a giant zip! At a theme park full of giant stuff! Good luck hun!
2007-03-28 09:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by scamp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You were abducted by Aliens taken to their planet were they shaved your head to gain access to your brain. the scars on your neck were left by the instruments holding you down.
Best of Luck your very very brave.
2007-03-28 09:06:31 · answer #11 · answered by BOO! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋