This drunk-*** Angel passed out in my front yard. He was so pissed that I pulled his patch off because he wrecked my lawn with his bike. I pushed his bike over to the next block and dragged his *** down the sidewalk, then pulled off his patch. Now I hear that you can get killed for taking a patch off. Can I get in touch with someone who can mediate a safe return? It was a stupid thing to do in retrospect, but I don't want to be looking over my shoulder all the time. If any of you knows a Hells Angel willing to help, let me know. (ps I live in Oakland)
2007-03-28 08:51:20 · 24 answers · asked by nyninchdick 6 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
Obviously, most of you can't comprehend what you read! I found the dude passed out on my front yard, I didn't kick his *** (not that I would try anyway). He was alone, not with his crew (and no, Angels don't always travel together, that's just on T.V.). The guy was out of it, I was pi$$ed that he wrecked my yard, and I made a mistake taking his cutoff - I just had heard that was the most valuable thing to an Angel. Now I just want to get it back without a lot of trouble.
And by the way, for all of you who think Angels are "*******", try going down to the local clubhouse and calling one of them out. I might have done something stupid taking this dude's vest, but that would just be plain suicide.
2007-03-28 17:49:13 · update #1
*sniff sniff* the bs detector is off the charts
2007-03-28 09:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Yet another keyboard commando shoveling ****. This one should be printed out and sent to the address Skull provided. I am sure Mr. Barger would find it ...uh how should I put it, entertaining. Let me relate a funny story that happened years ago. A rather large firecracker was set off at a street dance in a it doesn't matter where town. The dance was shut down and the ATF was called in due to the fact that the authorities thought it was a bomb. Along comes this douche bag, who thought he could impress his girlfriend, and tells all sorts of people that he was the one who did it. Needless to say after all of the dust had settled, the douche bag was awarded an all expense paid trip to a Federal joint in Colorado. Here is the funny part....the douche bag had nothing to do with it. He was just some moron liar looking for attention...like you. My point is this, be carefull of the games you play. Just the text of your question is one of the most disrespectful, moronic things I have heard in some time. Even though most of us know this is pure fiction, you deserve a good *** kicking just for thinking you could sell it at all.
2007-03-29 18:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by dirk d 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
First of all, if the Dude doesn't know who you are, then don't worry about it. If he does, then any way you cut it you are probably in a world of hurt.
Rule to note! If a Hell's angel lands in your yard, call the police and let them drag his *** off. If you do it, then you might face problems of some sort, such as having your spleen removed with a butterknife.
Did anyone see you? Can you move? I don't see how contacting one of the Hell's Angels "Brothers" is going to do you any good, except let them know where you are.
2007-03-29 06:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by Eric K 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You say you live in Oakland, more like fantasy land, But If, And I use that word loosely, "IF" that actually did transpire, My suggesting to you would be send it anonymously through the mail with no return address.
You can send it via:
Cave Creek Cycles
C/O Sonny or Fritz
10637 North Cave creek Road
Phoenix, AZ 85020
Send a typed note explaining the scenario & they will get it back to the proper chapter.
2007-03-28 18:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by Skull 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You need to try and find the guy you took the patch from and make Amends with him ,I'm sure he would be a very understanding kind of fellow and would appreciate getting his patch back , If for some unknown reason he has an attitude about it screw him in the a*s*s and believe me he sure ain't gonna tell his bros about that !/ Peace
2007-03-28 10:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have a VERY hard time believing this story.
If you had, in fact, done this to a Hell's Angel, I doubt you'd be in sufficient health to be able to write this out. Angels rarely travel alone, and if you had in fact done this to one of them, I can guarantee you that within 24 hours you'd have the ENTIRE CHAPTER knocking on your front door...and then kicking it down when you didn't answer.
No, I think this whole thing is nothing but BS on your part.....but on the slim - VERY slim - chance that you're telling the truth, the best advice I can give you is to change your name and leave town.
Today.
NOW.
2007-03-28 10:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by Team Chief 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
i doubt the story is true, but if it did happen thrwo it out, burn it get rid of it however you can. taking a patch is essentially starting a fight. if someone stole the patch from my club i'd tear them a new one. why would you be looking over your shoulder if they dont know its you
2007-03-28 21:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by Nyo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me smells a troll. Cute story though.
And a good job of trolling....you caught quite a few fish with that yarn.
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2007-03-28 13:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Wyoming Rider 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bring it to me I`ll make sure the rightful owner gets it back,
2014-09-29 07:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by Messengersmc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad I didn't answer this before. Belief, not comprehension, is the problem.
Listen to Skull, he always seems to have the right info in similar matters.
2007-03-28 21:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by Firecracker . 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey dude your in alot of ****, but if your serious about getting it back to them, i can help you out,i know alot of the brotheres and i could do it for you, but you will have to email me, and get it to me some how, ill take it to a club here in kitchener for you. its up to you,good luck.
2007-03-31 16:18:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋