She told me to never clean my engine rods in the house, but I thought she was going to be gone for hours. How do I get out of the doghouse?
2007-03-28 08:21:55 · 25 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You're going to have to suck up big time for that one. Might be easier to just pack a cooler full of beer kick the mutt over and set up camp. Otherwise I suggest spending a long time on your knees begging.
2007-03-28 08:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Quix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welllll...i would probably be upset if you wiped it on my fav pants especially if i wanted to wear them...however, for later instances keep a towel or roll of toilet paper wherever you doing it...i honestly dont think you should be in the dog house just for jacking off, its normal and for how much guys want sex your wife should just be greatful she doesnt have to do it all the time..lol. I dont know put some rose petles on the bed with her pants washed and cleaned...that would probably make her happy.................or just tell her to get over it cuz all guys do it.....
2007-03-28 08:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How's about cleaning her engine rods and use your pants to clean next time??
2007-03-28 08:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by chicchick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time wait until shes home and have her help stroke your rod. She just might enjoy it, then you can help start her engine too.
2007-03-28 14:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by Marie M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmsao wow you mean you two aren't into self masterbation? she should have come over and helped you out. mmmmmm. oh well thats life. ok so you need to sweeten her up so take her out to a romantic dinner and then dancing and a couple drinks and then go from there if you know what i mean. good luck oh by the way don't forget to tell her that when she came in and caught you that you were thinking about her and just got so turned on you couldn't help yourself.
2007-03-28 08:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is your rod right? stroke it wherever you want in your house, it is your house to! LOL...
However the pants are hers, so try to use something of your own next time!
2007-03-28 08:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by Steffi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of crap are you spewing???? She should clean your rod with sand paper boy, then you'll learn to ruin her pants! To the Mall....Lord and Taylor to be exact:)
2007-03-28 08:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are the 5 steps to get out of the doghouse.........
STOP BEING AN IDIOT (5 X) !!!
2007-03-28 08:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ella 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FLOWERS work wonders! Buy a girl some flowers with a sincere (as sincere as you can get) apology. Im sure she's not that mad anyways... Your too funny to be mad at for too long.
2007-03-30 05:31:47 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Eve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk.
2007-03-28 08:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by i ♥þîÑk☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋