I tore the tag off my new mattress, and you know, it felt good.
2007-03-28 08:20:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
C'mon after all the good things you've done in your life, you had to ruin it all? I will visit on Sundays and we'll talk pollitics until you and I are good and mad then I'll see ya next week!
Such a good life you had going too, the mattress police just called for backup. I hear they have mattress boot camps now, maybe you can get in tip top physical condition?
2007-03-28 08:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is how it all starts, the next thing you know you will have stepped up to the terrorism level and probably now have weapons of mattress destruction. I am sure within minutes George Bush with his king sized ego will be Stern, and Foster hard feelings toward you. He will be invading your bedroom and sending Navy Sealys and troops of young Amercan kids (possibly trained by Richard Simmons) into harms way. I plead with all other Americans, to not a serta their rebellious nature, and comply with the laws of our great country.
2007-03-28 18:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, horrors! This misdeed will recoil on you. You should have at least slept on this before you went through with it. I'm sure you've heard about pillow talk. No one ever gets away with this kind of stuff. It's off to the big house for you, pal. Don't worry, I'm serta some of your friends will spring you out.
2007-03-28 16:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WA HOO!! Tagless mattresses are soooo in this season!! Go ahead, tell the whole world. You have a fashionable matress!! I'm proud of you!! lol
2007-03-28 15:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by sweet_n_sexii94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock, knock. This is the mattress tag police, you're in deep do-do, sir.
(That takes lots of courage, proud of you.)
2007-03-28 15:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by Swami Ibme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 4 you!
2007-03-28 15:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, well just know that you are now unprotected. Keep that in mind the next time you're feelin' a little frisky.
2007-03-28 15:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so going down... Better pack your tooth brush and your soap on a rope.
2007-03-28 15:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to me, I'll add it to my collection of bedding tags and whatnot.
I'll never tell.....
2007-03-28 15:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*GASP* I'm reporting you to the Federal Bed Investigators!
2007-03-28 15:36:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋