Here's a whole bunch.
2007-03-28 08:23:21
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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(paraphrased) I am not a fighter. If a man should ever challenge me to a duel, I would kindly take him by the hand to someplace secluded and quiet.....and kill him ~ Mark Twain
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat - Lily Tomlin
God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh - unknown
Dark and difficult times lie ahead ~ Albus PWB Dumbledore, from the Harry Potter series
2007-03-28 08:28:42
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answer #2
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answered by sectumsempra_avada_kedavra 3
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"Love is the closest thing we have to magic" (Aquamarine)
"Love isn't blind-it's retarded!!" (Two and a Half Men)
"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." (Charlie and the Chocolate FActory, Johnny Depp)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." (Ferris Bueler's Day Off)
"Dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one's listening, live like it's heaven on earth." (quote thing you hear everywhere)
"I'm a woman, hear me roar. I'm in charge. Get over it." (Woman's prayer, Red Green Show)
"Women are like muffins, man. And once you've had a muffin you will do anything for another muffin. And they know that." (Hyde, that 70's show!)
"I'm not evil, I'm just creative!" (My good buddy Lucas!)
2007-03-28 08:26:41
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answer #3
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answered by smileforawile 4
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The trouble is that the stupid people--who constitute the grand overwhelming majority of this and all other nations--do believe and are moulded and convinced by what they get out of a newspaper. -- Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
2007-03-28 08:32:37
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answer #4
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answered by Yeldawk 3
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Don't let the outer environment affect your inner environment.
When the going get tough on life's ride, you need to have friends to be by your side!
I made up the 2nd one. Hope you liked my quotes. I enjoyed sharing them with you and whoever sees my answer.
:-)
Peace:
Amanda
2007-03-28 08:24:27
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Don`t eat yellow snow.
Die, that`s the last thing I am going to do.
Whale, oil, beef, hooked.
Don`t mess with him, he has a short fuse and a long temper.
Sorry I am late, but it`s the earliest I have ever been late.
2007-03-28 08:36:41
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answer #6
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answered by GOD 6
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"I always knew the times I cried would make me laugh, I never knew the times I laughed would make me cry..."
"Real love stories never have endings."
"You never know how you look through other people's eyes..."
"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."
2007-03-28 08:32:21
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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*A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
*Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
*Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
*It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
*Never put off till tomorrow what you can do next week.
*I want to live until I die...no more, no less...
*ich will nicht erfahren, wenn es an sterben geht, dass ich nicht gelebt habe (german, something like: when i die i don't want to discover that i never lived...)
2007-03-28 08:26:04
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answer #8
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answered by darkness shadow 3
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters it's the size of the fight in the dog that counts!
and my son always tells me when i get depressed....mom, use your cross,build a bridge with it and cross over it.
2007-03-28 08:39:25
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Sure.
1. You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you cant pick your friends nose.
2. Be yourself because those who matter dont care and those who care dont matter.
3. I'll stop being a b i t c h when men stop being a s s holes!
4. Celebrities walk on red carpet but me and my friends walk on toilet paper cause were the s hit!
2007-03-28 08:23:49
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answer #10
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answered by punky brewster 3
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if you love something, let it go, if it comes back, its yours to keep, if not, hunt it down and kill it. :)
if everything seems to be coming at you, youre probably in the wrong lane.
dont take life too seriously, youll never escape it alive anyway.
to thine own self be true, only then you will find true happiness.
2007-03-28 08:36:05
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answer #11
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answered by G L 2
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