What are some other good lines to use?

Question

along the lines of:
would you like some ice for that BURN?

Answer 1

Do you have any of that special ingrediant left?

Why yes I do! Choco Superlax!

That really had all the elements of a great burn. It was mean, funny, parts of it hurt really bad.

Answer 2

Do you need stitches for that cut?? Should you go to the hospital and have that amputated arm sewn back on?? Did you really mean to lose your head, or is it a new look for you?? Are you glad because you still have another eye??