whats ur fave nursery rhyme?

Answer 1

Little miss muffet

Answer 2

Little Miss Muffet

Answer 3

Little Jack Horner

Answer 4

Ya gotta be kidding! Well here goes!

Pussy cat, Pussy Cat
Where have you been?

I've been to London to visit the Queen.

Pussy cat, Pussy cat
What did you there?

I frightened a little mouse under a chair!



Well, you asked! lol


* the censors don't like the word Pu$$y, I guess. Gee, and I wasn't even trying to be naughty!

Answer 5

Humpty Dumpty,and The Three Little Pigs!!!!!

Answer 6

The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe.

Answer 7

I got this "Naughty Fairytales" email today. LOL

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball,
but only on two conditions. "First you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees.
"What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and
goes and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows
up looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was
supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember exactly.... Peter, Peter, something or
other..."
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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit
Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper
wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to
Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's

f***ing GOOFY."
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SNOW WHITE saw PINNOCHIO walking through the woods so she ran up behind
him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to
me! Lie to me!"
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Did you know ... Captain Hook died from jock itch.
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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the
trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and
spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she
managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

Answer 8

Peter Piper


Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickle peppers. A Peck of Pickle Peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Have fun with your friends and family in trying to say this as fast as you possibly can Great tounge twister.

Answer 9

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Answer 10

I always loved the one about Winken, Blinken, and Nod sailing away on a wooden shoe.

Answer 11

nelly the elephant! (does that count as a nursery rhyme?)