2007-03-28 06:03:04 · 5 answers · asked by apu 2 in Travel ➔ Other - Destinations
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
2007-03-28 06:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! I've actually seen some real "bangers" lately...what's with that? Are guys not caring any more about the package? The lifeguard walked right into the floor cleaner! (crotch level) he fell over, and rolled around a few minutes, then got up laughing!!!(Yea, didn't hurt a bit, did it??HA! HA!)
2007-03-28 13:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say: 'Man who stand on toilet high on pot'
or my favourite
Confucious say: 'Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger'
2007-03-28 13:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by sparkle_babi86 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hah
2007-03-28 13:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by Natalie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got that right.
2007-03-28 13:07:48 · answer #5 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋