A very well respected old and extremely popular Priest in Washington DC was on his death bed and dying, He sent a message to the White House that he wanted Bush & Cheney to be with him in his final monents.
Never missing a chance with a Photo Op they agreed and rushed to his hospital room. The Old Priest thanked them for coming at his request and had Bush sit on one side and Cheney on the other side of him. And they put their hands into his.
Finally Bush could not contain himself any longer and asked "Father why would you want Mr. Cheney and I to be with you in your final monents when we are of different faiths?
The old Priest looked at Bush and said. Well - Our Lord died between two theifs - and I just wanted to do the same.
2007-03-28 05:48:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I would rate it a 10. Bush is a cheat, a liar, a con, and an all around piece of sh*t
2007-03-28 07:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by im_allergic_to_bullsh1t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+++++++++
2007-03-28 13:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by heather 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
about a 5
2007-03-28 13:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by Nianque 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10
2007-03-28 12:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
10. Here is another one.
Three guys in a bar and one guy noticed Bush and Chaney sitting across the room. The two guys dare the other to go over and talk to them. The man walks up to Bush and Chaney and asked, what are you doing here? Bush said we are trying to decide who to bomb, a million Muslims or a six foot blond with big boobs. The man replies Why a six foot blond? Bush turned to Chaney and said see I told you the people don`t care about a million Muslims.
2007-03-28 12:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
about an 8.
2007-03-28 12:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Da Man 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
give it about a 6
2007-03-28 13:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by aphotic nostrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I go with an 8.5...an extra point 5 because I heard Bush's accent in my head while reading it
2007-03-28 12:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by hichefheidi 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
About a 3.
I've read and heard much funnier, and more pointed.
2007-03-28 19:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About a 1, but liberals don't have much of a sense of humor
2007-03-28 12:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by DeuceRider 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋