2007-03-28 05:44:36 · 23 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
to get away from you
2007-03-28 05:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by noddythebartender 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
He was just about to walk past the local KFC. What do you expect, man? It's basic self preservation! Wouldn't you cross over if you were about to walk past a Kentucky Fried Human shop?
2007-03-30 10:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a bet..............
Because it could...........
Why not..........
To get a pack of cigarettes..........
Because that's were it lived.........
because it was quicker than going round it..........
I don't know why did! the chicken cross the road?
2007-03-28 05:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THE REAL QUESTION IS= WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE BASKETBALL COURT?
CAUSE HE HEARD THE REFEREE WAS BLOWING FOULS!
2007-03-28 05:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
is it not about time that DAM chicken was across THAT ROAD
2007-03-28 07:47:03 · answer #5 · answered by reem2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cuz i was going to eat him, and he knows i cant cross the street w/o my mommy holding my hand so he thought it would be safe
2007-03-28 05:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by miss~country 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
2007-03-28 06:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by KT Jane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to catch the bus to go to the ball
2007-03-30 11:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To go tap dance on old Mrs.Crumplbottom and steal her panties and have a African ceremony with it. :D
2007-03-28 05:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was stapled to the hedgehog
2007-03-28 08:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
SHOOT the damn chicken I hate the damn chicken
2007-03-28 05:49:30 · answer #11 · answered by Charisma C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋