Or bow out gracefully?
I was thinking I could clog the terlet
OR shut the bathroom door and lock it
OR mess with the time cards
OR cancel everyone's appoinments tomorrow
OR hide the keys to the company vehicle
2007-03-28 05:44:09 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG, it's a joke. Like I'm really going to do this stuff.
2007-03-28 05:55:42 · update #1
Oh, and BTW, I don't need a reference.
2007-03-28 06:08:20 · update #2
Infect the server with a virus. Then steal the backup discs.
2007-03-28 05:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by NONAME 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Definitely, but nothing that can be traced back to you. You may need a reference for your next job. Cling film across the toilet. Leave a fish behind the radiator, or filing cabinet...great smell after a day. Put "out of order"notices on toilet doors and vending machines.Push a matchstick in small locks to cabinets, etc, then break off the end of the match. No one will be able to unlock them. Good luck with finding a new job
2007-03-28 05:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go in with an AK 47 and some hand grenades. The people at the office deserve to feel your pain ;)
2007-03-28 08:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bow out gracefully. It may be tempting to pull a stunt, but really that doesn't make you look good at all. You want to be able to use your employer as a reference for any future jobs you may be pursuing.
2007-03-28 05:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It all sounds good, but I've learned that it's best just to walk away. Leave the revenge for someone else. Plus 'laid off' doesn't mean fired, they could call you back in the future.
2007-03-28 05:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep in mind Karma is a b! I would bow out gracefully.
2007-03-28 05:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by Tabitha 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Forward a whole bunch of confidential company secrets to your bosses e-mail address along with some made up addresses. The follow up with another e-mail just to him saying "disregard the last e-mail" . Good luck in your future job.
by the way, you could get fired if you do this.
2007-03-28 05:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by Highbeam 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You could mess with the fire extinguisher. Spray the area with white foam.
Rearrange all the documents.
Haha! Just have fun!
2007-03-28 05:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by withering_blackrose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steal some office supply and hide the keys to the company vehicle.
2007-03-28 05:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure I would just for fun , sprinkle the toilet seats with water that would be funny seeing the reaction on the faces of the people thinking they sat in something else .
2007-03-28 05:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋