A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
Dear Wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
2007-03-28 05:40:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
That is so funny! I love it. Sex is very important. Very important. It is an intimate connection that can only be made by the 2 people in that marriage/relationship- whatever.
Its not the only thing but it sure makes the rest of the stuff a lot easire to deal when you have an awesome sex life.
2007-03-28 05:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by momof2 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sex should NEVER be the most important part of a relationship! The most important part should be loving and caring for one another. The sex is a natural byproduct of that love! Once you place sex at the top of your list, you have replaced the emotional with the physical. Your physical needs and abilities will change, and so then, will a big part of your relationship, if sex is the main ingredient. If it is love, that love will only grow stronger and deeper over the years, and while the sex may diminish in frequency, it will still be intense because of the deeper love the two of you share. Don't rely on the physical to replace the emotional!
2007-03-28 13:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by Ken S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO sex is not the most important part of a relationship. Communication is. Without the proper communication the sex will only just be sex. Anyone can have sex. Not everyone can make love.
Communication is the most important part. One must learn to listen before they learn how to speak. That's why we have two ears and only one mouth.
2007-03-28 12:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! What an as.s! I dont really get the wife's second to last sentence though. But no i do not think sex is the most important part. i think that being FRIENDS is! Acting stupid and being comfortable is the most important part, because you can act any way you'd like and still be accepted. HOWEVER, without a sex life..that ruins the relationship for me lol
2007-03-28 12:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is hard to argue that sex is the MOST important part of a relationship, however it is far from unimportant. it cannot be denied that humans are animals, and as such, have animal instincts and desires which, to a vast majority of people, seem to be impossible to eliminate. sex is obviously one of these animal desires and, on the physical level, the brain is deprived of certain stimuli that sex fulfills and, as such, leaves the person unsatisfied and lacking on the neurochemical level. on a less scientific level, sex is truely a way to unite oneself with another, to trust completely in another person (something which to most people is hard to do). it is an act that literally and figuratively exposes all our short comings and when one finds a person to share those short comings with, they find and intimate relationship unlike any other in the human realm. it is my opinion that sex is not the most important part of a relationship, however, i also believe that a truely close relationship cannot function properly without sex.
2007-03-28 12:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by fountain_of_knowledge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your humor is noted, with that in mind - my wife & I are 58 / 60 resepectively - we do keep each other happy. Sex is less often than it once was, but still held in high regard. Having each other for help, support, fun and sex make things whole. Percentages mean little when the other needs help.
2007-03-28 12:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke... if its not a joke then...
Personally no I think it helps with a relationship, buts its not even half. It may seem soppy and out-of-place, but I honestly think that love holds most, then communication. If you cant talk, then theres no point being together. If you dont love each other then find someone you do.
You can buy sex. but not love
2007-03-28 12:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Sabre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe it all depends on the age. I think as an adult sex can be a deciding factor for most seperations. I believe bad sex = bad times = bad relationship....
2007-03-28 12:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by dubs412 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think the two are mutually exclusive, you need one to have the other. If you don't have a good relationship, based on friendship, respect and intimacy I don't think you can have a satisfying sexually relationship.
2007-03-28 12:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so. My relationship is great with it but I could mange without.
I love to talk, hang out, go home knowing he is there.
I need something mental and that is so much more to me than physical.
2007-03-28 13:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by afj60 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋